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Category |
Hits |
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Bird jokes
- Chicken to turkey: "Only Thanksgiving and
Christmas???
You're lucky, with us it's any Sunday."...Read the whole joke |
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339 |
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| 2 |
0
- Why did the chicken cross
the road in
Missouri?
To show the opossum it could be done....Read the whole joke |
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345 |
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| 3 |
0
- How many ducks would there be,
if you saw two
ducks in front of two ducks, two ducks between two...Read the whole joke |
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598 |
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| 4 |
0
- A couple of pigeons made a
date to meet on
the ledge outside the tenth floor of a skyscraper. Th...Read the whole joke |
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315 |
0 |
| 5 |
0
- "Look at that speed!"
said one hawk to
another as the jet fighter plane hurtled over their
hea...Read the whole joke |
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364 |
0 |
| 6 |
Birthday jokes
- Good news! I've been given a goldfish for my
birthday
. . .the bad news is that I don't get the...Read the whole joke |
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336 |
0 |
| 7 |
0
- The housewife answered a knock on the door
and found a total
stranger standing on the doorstep. ...Read the whole joke |
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216 |
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| 8 |
0
- Fred: Have you noticed that your
mother
smells a bit funny these days?
Harry: No. Why?
Fred:...Read the whole joke |
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237 |
0 |
| 9 |
0
- Fred: I was going to buy you a handkerchief
for your birthday.
Harry: That was a kind thought....Read the whole joke |
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287 |
0 |
| 10 |
0
- I'd like to say
something nice about you
as it's your birthday.
Why don't you?
Because I can...Read the whole joke |
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247 |
0 |
| 11 |
0
- A kindly old lady came across a little boy
sitting on the pavement crying his eyes out. 'What's ...Read the whole joke |
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305 |
0 |
| 12 |
0
- What did you get for your birthday?
Another year!...Read the whole joke |
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245 |
0 |
| 13 |
0
- When is your birthday?
17th January.
What year?
Every year!...Read the whole joke |
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234 |
0 |
| 14 |
0
- Sam's girlfriend's birthday was the same
day as his
father's. He bought his girlfriend a bottle ...Read the whole joke |
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213 |
0 |
| 15 |
0
- Something
happened to me yesterday that
will never, ever, happen to me again.
How can you be s...Read the whole joke |
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298 |
0 |
| 16 |
0
- How old were you on your last birthday?
Eight.
And how old will you be on your next birthday? ...Read the whole joke |
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241 |
0 |
| 17 |
0
- Grandma, is it exciting being 99?
It
certainly is! If I wasn't 99 I'd be dead....Read the whole joke |
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231 |
0 |
| 18 |
0
- I forgot my brother's
birthday last
month.
What did he say? Rick: Nothing, yet....Read the whole joke |
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557 |
0 |
| 19 |
0
- Will you come to my party on
Saturday?
Yes, please, What's the address?
25 The High Street. ...Read the whole joke |
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242 |
0 |
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0
- I've been shopping for
my wife's
birthday present.
What did you get her?
A bottle of expensi...Read the whole joke |
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265 |
0 |
| 21 |
0
- Dad bought Mum a bone-china tea set for her
birthday.
How lovely!
Yes, but he only did it so ...Read the whole joke |
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616 |
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| 22 |
0
- What's the greatest birthday
present?
Hard to say - but a drum takes a lot of beating....Read the whole joke |
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223 |
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| 23 |
0
- What did the burglar
give his wife for
her birthday?
A stole....Read the whole joke |
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289 |
0 |
| 24 |
0
- Fred: I was going to buy you a handkerchief
for your
birthday.
Betty: That was a kind thought....Read the whole joke |
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208 |
0 |
| 25 |
0
- Fred: Do you
like the dictionary I bought
you for your birthday?
Harry: Sure. It's a great pre...Read the whole joke |
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224 |
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