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Title |
Category |
Hits |
Rating |
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Face jokes - What is the hottest part of a
man's
face?
His sideburns....Read the whole joke |
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1135 |
0 |
2 |
0 - Why is your nose in the middle of your
face?
Because it is the scenter (centre)....Read the whole joke |
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1324 |
0 |
3 |
0 - Why is your face all scratched ?
My girlfriend
said it with flowers.
How romantic.
Not really, ...Read the whole joke |
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805 |
0 |
4 |
0 - Why did the pig have ink all over his face?
Because it came out of the pen....Read the whole joke |
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755 |
0 |
5 |
0 - I don't know where you got your face
from,
but i hope you have the receipt....Read the whole joke |
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1158 |
0 |
6 |
0 - Once there was a church that
had a bell that
no one could ring. One day, a boy came and asked th...Read the whole joke |
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1147 |
0 |
7 |
0 - Q.What do me and a mirror have in common?
A.When we see your face we both crack up!...Read the whole joke |
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1079 |
0 |
8 |
0 - "Mommy, all the kids at school say I'm a
werewolf! Is that true?"
"No, of course not. Now shut...Read the whole joke |
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268 |
0 |
9 |
0 - Teacher: What
a glum face, what would you say
if I came to school with a face like
yours ?
Pu...Read the whole joke |
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237 |
0 |
10 |
0 - Witch: Doctor, I can't help pulling ugly faces.
Doctor: Well there's nothing terrible about that...Read the whole joke |
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580 |
0 |
11 |
0 - A little boy came running into the kitchen. "Dad,
dad," he
said, "there's a monster at the door ...Read the whole joke |
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258 |
0 |
12 |
0 - Boy: You've
got a face like a million
dollars.
Girl: Have I really?
Boy: Yes ? it's green an...Read the whole joke |
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284 |
0 |
13 |
0 - Fred's new girlfriend uses such
greasy
lipstick that he has to sprinkle his face with sand to ge...Read the whole joke |
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282 |
0 |
14 |
0 - A woman just back from Arizona was telling her
friends
about the trip.
"When my husband first ...Read the whole joke |
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235 |
0 |
15 |
Ethnic jokes - A Texan, while visiting Toronto, found himself
in the back seat of a taxi cab on the way to his ...Read the whole joke |
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224 |
0 |
16 |
0 - A Frenchman, an Englishman and a New Yorker
were captured by
cannibals. The chief comes to them ...Read the whole joke |
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227 |
0 |
17 |
0 - The Americans and Russians at the height of the
arms race
realized that if they continued in the...Read the whole joke |
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216 |
0 |
18 |
0 - When young Jose, newly arrived in the United
States,
made his first trip to Yankee Stadium, ther...Read the whole joke |
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207 |
0 |
19 |
0 - An old Indian lined up all of
his 10 little
Indian sons and stood in front of them.
He then a...Read the whole joke |
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231 |
0 |
20 |
Elephant jokes - Why did the elephant eat the candle?
He
wanted a light snack!...Read the whole joke |
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212 |
0 |
21 |
0 - Q: What happened when the elephant sat on
the car?
A: Everyone knows a Mercedes Bends!...Read the whole joke |
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235 |
0 |
22 |
0 - Two elephants jumped off a
cliff.......
BOOM BOOM!...Read the whole joke |
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207 |
0 |
23 |
0 - It was a boring Sunday afternoon in the
jungle so
the Elephants decided to challenge the Ants to...Read the whole joke |
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221 |
0 |
24 |
0 - An elephant was walking in a park. With each
step he took, he
squished many little ants. Upset, ...Read the whole joke |
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250 |
0 |
25 |
Ethnic jokes - An old Native American wanted a loan for $500.
He approached his local banker. The banker pulled...Read the whole joke |
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562 |
0 |