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Title |
Category |
Hits |
Rating |
1 |
What to do - Damn...did you see the size of that front tooth gap she had? Yeah...I didn't know wether to smile ba...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
236 |
0 |
2 |
What do you call a man with his right hand in a sharks mouth? - What do you call a man with his right hand in a sharks mouth?Lefty....Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
198 |
0 |
3 |
The man walked past the armored car and hears... - The man walked past the armored car and hears people talking inside. He stepped closer to hear what ...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
110 |
0 |
4 |
I recently had surgery on my hand, and asked... - I recently had surgery on my hand, and asked the doctor if,after surgery, I would be able to play th...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
318 |
0 |
5 |
A fellow was shipwrecked with six lovely women... - A fellow was shipwrecked with six lovely women whoin a short time were fighting over his attentions....Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
223 |
0 |
6 |
A woman went down to the Welfare Office to get aid... - A woman went down to the Welfare Office to get aid. The officeworker asked her, "How many children d...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
603 |
0 |
7 |
How do I know anything really exists? - How do I know anything really exists?Kick it *really* hard....Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
104 |
0 |
8 |
Why did the skeleton burp? - Here's a silly one....Why did the skeleton burp?Because it didn't have the guts to fart....Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
118 |
0 |
9 |
I received a letter from my bank the other day... - I received a letter from my bank the other day, telling me,"This is the last time we're going to spe...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
322 |
0 |
10 |
My twenty cents - Tom : I found twenty cents on the sidewalk.Jim : That's mine. I dropped a twenty-cent coin there thi...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
133 |
0 |
11 |
What's sillier - John : I don't know what to buy - a cow or a bicycle.Peter : You will look silly riding a cow.John :...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
1036 |
0 |
12 |
Palindromes - More cool than funny, but... racecar <===> racecar drawer <===> reward repaid <===> diaper straw <==...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
659 |
0 |
13 |
How do you make a hot dog stand? - How do you make a hot dog stand?Steal its chair....Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
120 |
0 |
14 |
What do you get when you cross poison ivy with a 4-leaf clover? - What do you get when you cross poison ivy with a 4-leaf clover?A rash of good luck....Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
722 |
0 |
15 |
The blank tape - Hear about the guy who played a blank tape at full blast.The mime next door went nuts....Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
158 |
0 |
16 |
Christmas flavor - Three men die in a car accident on Christmas Eve. They all find themselves at the Pearly Gates waiti...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
181 |
0 |
17 |
a dyslexic man walks into a... - a dyslexic man walks into a bra...Sent by Robert...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
1047 |
0 |
18 |
What occurs twice in a lifetime... - What occurs twice in a lifetime, but only once in ayear, twice in a week, but never in a day?The let...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
528 |
0 |
19 |
How many surrealists does it take to screw in a lightbulb? - How many surrealists does it take to screw in a lightbulb?Two.One to hold the giraffe and the other ...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
121 |
0 |
20 |
What is an activity performed by 40% of all people at a party? - What is an activity performed by 40% of all people at a party?Snoop in your medicine cabinet....Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
16 |
0 |
21 |
A dilemma - When someone asks you, "A penny for your thoughts",and you put your two cents in, what happens to th...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
323 |
0 |
22 |
If lawyers are disbarred and clergymen defrocked... - If lawyers are disbarred and clergymen defrocked,doesn't it follow that electricians can be delighte...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
148 |
0 |
23 |
This morning I woke up to the unmistakable scent... - This morning I woke up to the unmistakable scent of pigs in a blanket.That's the price you pay for l...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
1131 |
0 |
24 |
Why did the punk cross the road? - Why did the punk cross the road?Because he was stapled to the chickens back....Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
199 |
0 |
25 |
Did you hear about the guy born with two left feet? - Did you hear about the guy born with two left feet?He went out one day to buy some Flip Flips......Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
863 |
0 |