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Horse jokes - Why did the horse miss the joust?
He had the
knight off!...Read the whole joke |
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0 - Why did the horse stir his cereal with his
hoof?
Because he wanted to feel his oats!...Read the whole joke |
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0 - Why did the horseman put a saddle on a large
loaf of bread?
It was a crusty steed!...Read the whole joke |
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265 |
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0 - Why did the man call his horse
Fleabag?
Because he was often scratched!...Read the whole joke |
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325 |
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0 - Why is a racehorse like a letter?
They both
begin a trip at the post!...Read the whole joke |
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322 |
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0 - Why is an egg like a young horse?
Because it
can't be used until it's broken!...Read the whole joke |
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342 |
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7 |
0 - Why is Dick Clark a
favourite star with
horses?
Because he was a disk jockey from Filly!...Read the whole joke |
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318 |
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0 - Why is horse racing so romantic?
Because the
horse hugs the rails, the jockey puts his arms aroun...Read the whole joke |
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331 |
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0 - Why is it difficult to
identify horses from
the back?
They're always switching their tails!...Read the whole joke |
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680 |
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0 - Why is manna from heaven like
horse
hay?
Both are food from aloft!...Read the whole joke |
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662 |
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0 - Why is the old, decrepit horse named
Flattery?
Because it gets you nowhere!...Read the whole joke |
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0 - Why was Teddy Roosevelt mean to horses?
He
was a rough rider!...Read the whole joke |
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0 - You said it was a great horse and it is.
It
took twenty other horses to beat him!...Read the whole joke |
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0 - You said this horse could
jump as high as a
ten foot fence and he can't jump at all.
Well neith...Read the whole joke |
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666 |
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0 - What kind of horse can swim underwater
without coming up for air ?
A seahorse !...Read the whole joke |
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0 - What is the slowest racehorse in the world ?
A clotheshorse !...Read the whole joke |
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345 |
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0 - A mean horseman went into a saddler's shop and
asked for one spur. "One spur?" asked the saddler...Read the whole joke |
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295 |
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0 - Why did the bareback performer ride his horse?
Because it got too heavy to carry....Read the whole joke |
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309 |
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0 - A man has a racehorse, never won a
race. Man
in disgust says," Horse, you win today or you pull ...Read the whole joke |
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545 |
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Humor jokes - Three men stood before a judge on a charge of
drunk and disorderly conduct in a public park.
...Read the whole joke |
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395 |
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0 - One afternoon, a man was riding in
the back
of his limousine when he saw two men eating grass by...Read the whole joke |
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473 |
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0 - Two friends: - I heard that you have
founded
a musical band.
- Yes, it is a quartet.
- How man...Read the whole joke |
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461 |
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0 - Two guys are talking:
(1) - I've bought a
tour to my mother-in-law.
(2) - Your mother-in-law???!...Read the whole joke |
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0 - A newlywed couple, after bringing their
luggage into their cabin, stormed down to the desk. The ...Read the whole joke |
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725 |
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0 - Two women were sitting by the pool, and one
asked what kind of water they fill the pool with -- ...Read the whole joke |
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