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Title |
Category |
Hits |
Rating |
| 1 |
Looking to buy a frog?
- |A man walks into a bar and asks the bartender, "If I show you a really good trick, will you give me...Read the whole joke |
Bar Jokes |
256 |
0 |
| 2 |
Arriving home very drunk
- |A man is in a bar and falling off his stool every couple of minutes. He is obviously drunk. So the ...Read the whole joke |
Bar Jokes |
50227 |
0 |
| 3 |
I didn't get any money this time
- |A man in a bar sees a friend at a table, drinking by himself. Approaching the friend he comments, "...Read the whole joke |
Bar Jokes |
307 |
0 |
| 4 |
You looked a lot like my wife
- |A serious drunk walked into a bar and, after staring for some time at the only woman seated at the ...Read the whole joke |
Bar Jokes |
256 |
0 |
| 5 |
Making a bet at a bar
- |Two guys were in a bar, and they were both watching the television when the news came on. It showed...Read the whole joke |
Bar Jokes |
312 |
0 |
| 6 |
A nun arrives at the local bar
- |John was sitting outside his local pub one day, enjoying a quiet pint and generally feeling good ab...Read the whole joke |
Bar Jokes |
2802 |
0 |
| 7 |
Newly issued alcohol warnings
- |The Toronto Board of Health has proposed that warning signs be placed on all alcohol bottles to tip...Read the whole joke |
Bar Jokes |
321 |
0 |
| 8 |
Reasons to allow drinking at work
- |The below are valid reasons as to why drinking should be allowed at work. If you use them wisely, y...Read the whole joke |
Bar Jokes |
669 |
0 |
| 9 |
A neutron at a bar
- |A neutron walks into a bar. "I'd like a beer" he says.The bartender promptly serves up a beer. "How...Read the whole joke |
Bar Jokes |
2610 |
0 |
| 10 |
I have a magical dancing duck
- |A circus owner walked into a bar to see everyone crowded about a table watching a little show. On t...Read the whole joke |
Bar Jokes |
309 |
0 |
| 11 |
He is a very fast drinker
- |A man goes into a bar and seats himself on a stool. The bartender looks at him and says, "What'll i...Read the whole joke |
Bar Jokes |
323 |
0 |
| 12 |
A bet made at the local bar
- |A man walks into a bar, and as he makes his way to the counter, he stops and talks to everyone in t...Read the whole joke |
Bar Jokes |
3270 |
2.6875 |
| 13 |
What causes people to have arthritis?
- |A man who smelled like a distillery flopped on a subway seat next to a priest. The man's tie was st...Read the whole joke |
Bar Jokes |
334 |
0 |
| 14 |
The customs of an Irishman
- |An Irishman walks into a bar in Dublin, orders three pints of Guinness and sits in the back of the ...Read the whole joke |
Bar Jokes |
609 |
0 |
| 15 |
You can't bring that dog in this bar
- |A man goes to a bar with his dog. He goes up to the bar and asks for a drink. The bartender says "Y...Read the whole joke |
Bar Jokes |
296 |
0 |
| 16 |
The story of a very short man
- |A man walks into a bar and says, "Bartender, give me two shots." Bartender says, "You want them bot...Read the whole joke |
Bar Jokes |
290 |
0 |
| 17 |
I'm just trying to be helpful
- |A good samaritan was walking home late one night when he came upon this drunk on the sidewalk. Want...Read the whole joke |
Bar Jokes |
267 |
0 |
| 18 |
They are stopped by the police
- |John and Jessica were on their way home from the bar one night and John got pulled over by the poli...Read the whole joke |
Bar Jokes |
567 |
0 |
| 19 |
A seal visits a local bar
- |A seal walks into a bar and asks the bartender for a drink.The bartender asks the seal, "What's you...Read the whole joke |
Bar Jokes |
2361 |
0 |
| 20 |
A man takes the ferry home from work
- |John Smith lived in Staten Island, New York and worked in Manhattan. He had to take the ferryboat h...Read the whole joke |
Bar Jokes |
2724 |
0 |
| 21 |
Female hormones in beer
- |Yesterday, scientists in the United States revealed that beer contains small traces of female hormo...Read the whole joke |
Bar Jokes |
294 |
0 |
| 22 |
A very depressed man
- |There's a man sitting at a bar just looking at his drink. He stays like that for half an hour. Then...Read the whole joke |
Bar Jokes |
2648 |
0 |
| 23 |
Where is this bus going?
- |A drunken man gets on the bus late one night, staggers up the aisle, and sits next to an elderly wo...Read the whole joke |
Bar Jokes |
284 |
0 |
| 24 |
Three vampires go to a bar
- |Three vampires walk into a bar and sit down at a table. The waitress comes over and asks the first ...Read the whole joke |
Bar Jokes |
257 |
0 |
| 25 |
Does your dog bite?
- |A man walks into a pub and sits down next to a man with a dog at his feet. "Does your dog bite?""No...Read the whole joke |
Bar Jokes |
279 |
0 |
