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Category |
Hits |
Rating |
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Computer Acronyms - PCMCIA- People Can't Memorize Computer Industry Acronyms ISDN- It Still Does Nothing APPLE- Arroganc...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
173 |
0 |
2 |
What do you call a dog... - What do you call a dog with no back legs and steel testicles?SPARKY!!!...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
180 |
0 |
3 |
Blonde Braincells - How do blonde's braincells die??-Alone-...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
175 |
0 |
4 |
Packing Elephants - How do you put six elephants in a Volkswagen?...Three in front and three in back......Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
673 |
0 |
5 |
Difference between Malaysia & USA - Q : What's the difference between Malaysia & the US?A : US's got Bill Clinton, Johnny Cash, Bob Hope...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
153 |
0 |
6 |
Quote on Monica - What did Clinton say when commenting on Monica?She has the whitest teeth I've ever cum across....Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
352 |
0 |
7 |
Father and Son discussion. - Somewhere in America, next week...Dad: Son, come in here, we need to talk. Son: What's up, Dad?Dad: ...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
627 |
0 |
8 |
If a month would be 24 hrs - If a month would be only 24 hrs long, we would get paid every day and women would bleed to death....Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
135 |
0 |
9 |
Outside a Dog... - "Outside a dog, a book is a great companion. Inside a dog, it's pretty dark!"...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
144 |
0 |
10 |
Ride\\\'em - One day, little Mikey came home from kindergarten and couldn't find his mother. So he headed upstair...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
241 |
0 |
11 |
Your Momma\\\'s so fat - Your mamma's so fat, when she backs up, she beeps!...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
297 |
0 |
12 |
The Hooker And The Dug Dealer - Q: What's the difference between a hooker and a drug dealer?A: A hooker can clean her crack and rese...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
509 |
0 |
13 |
Di and Dolly Go To Heaven - Princess Diana and Dolly Parton had both died on the same night. When they reached the gates of Heav...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
170 |
0 |
14 |
Blonds Going to Disney World - There were two blonds on their way to Disney World.When they were getting close there was a sign tha...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
669 |
0 |
15 |
Drowning a Blonde - Q: How do you drown a blonde?A: Put a scratch and sniff at the bottom of the pool....Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
716 |
0 |
16 |
How do you open a can of beer? - How do you open a can of beer?That's not the point - it should be open when she gives it to you!...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
138 |
0 |
17 |
Yo momma so fat - Your momma so fat when she wears high heels she strikes oil!...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
373 |
0 |
18 |
Losing my wife\\\'s love. - "I'm worried that I'm losing my wife's love," the husband told the counselor."Has she started to neg...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
209 |
0 |
19 |
Dear Abby - Snappy answers to sappy questions:All your puny problems solved in 10 words or less!Q: Dear Abby,Wha...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
167 |
0 |
20 |
Spicy Panties - A frustrated wife decided her sex life needed spicing up.After work, she went shopping and picked up...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
689 |
2.5 |
21 |
The Physical - This 55-year-old woman is naked, jumping up and down on her bed, laughing and singing. Her husband w...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
199 |
0 |
22 |
The Facelift - A woman decided to have a face lift for her birthday. She spent $5000 and felt really good about the...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
526 |
0 |
23 |
The Old Lady & the Cashier - A little old lady went to the grocery store & put the most expensive cat food in her basket. She the...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
210 |
0 |
24 |
Oh Baby! - A young lady in the maternity ward just prior to labour is asked by the midwife if she would like he...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
840 |
0 |
25 |
Signs you are a Canadian - 1. You stand in "line-ups" at the movie, not lines.2. You're not offended by the term, "Homo Milk"3....Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
631 |
0 |