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Title |
Category |
Hits |
Rating |
1 |
Name It - After a hot, hard day's work Joe went into a bar to quench his thirst. He walked up to the bar and a...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
340 |
0 |
2 |
Another Dog With No Legs - Q: What do you call a dog with no legs?A: It don't matter what you call him, he ain't commin'!...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
269 |
0 |
3 |
Roadkill again? - Q: How many rednecks does it take to eat a possum?A: Three. One to eat it and two to watch for cars....Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
159 |
0 |
4 |
The Panda Bear - A panda bear walks into a bar, and tells the bartender that he wants to have lunch. The bartender gi...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
217 |
0 |
5 |
For the man I love. - A fellow in a bar notices a woman, always alone, come in on a fairly regular basis. After the second...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
195 |
0 |
6 |
Who\'s perfect. - There are 3 people walking down the street: the perfect man, the perfect woman, and Mickey Mouse. Th...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
330 |
0 |
7 |
Nuns at the Gate - So, four nuns die at about the same time, and are waiting at the pearly gates to consult St. Peter. ...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
235 |
0 |
8 |
My boy(s) Leroy! - A woman went down to the Welfare Office to get aid. The office worker asked her, "How many children ...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
235 |
0 |
9 |
Girl from Wenatch-Limmerick - Limmerick of the Day:There once was a girl from Wenatch, She tried to get it on with a match, She go...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
169 |
0 |
10 |
Positive Outlooks on Life... - If at first you don't succeed, destroy all evidence that you tried.A conclusion is the place where y...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
162 |
0 |
11 |
Where do you see... - Question: Where do you see blonde, brunette, blonde, brunette, blonde...Answer: A naked blonde doing...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
226 |
0 |
12 |
Crawling Home - A guy was sitting in a bar, drinking away. Suddenly he says to the bartender, "I have to go home or ...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
180 |
0 |
13 |
Drugs have a generic name. - Generic Drug Names:Tylenol is Acetaminophen, Advil is Ibuprofen, Penicillin is Amoxycillin.So what's...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
156 |
0 |
14 |
Getting a date. - There was a loser who couldn't get a date. He went to a bar and asked this one guy how to get a date...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
198 |
0 |
15 |
Confucious say - Confucious say...All who fly upside-down have crack up.He who stand on toilet high on pot.He who shi...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
160 |
0.5 |
16 |
Traveling Saleman. - Mr. Jones, upon returning from a business trip was shocked to find his wife in bed with a stranger. ...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
178 |
0 |
17 |
The Promotion - Boss: Johnson, we giving you a promotion but you have to move to Montreal. Johnson: Montreal! "Nothi...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
160 |
0 |
18 |
Little Johnny Answers. - The teacher was conducting a class in nutrition and asked the class to name four qualities of mohter...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
173 |
0 |
19 |
Little Johnny - And then there's little Johnny who one night woke up to go the bathroom and passed by his parents do...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
178 |
0 |
20 |
Jesse James - Jessie James and his gang are attacking a train outside of Oklahoma City. As they go through each ca...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
352 |
0 |
21 |
Farmer Brown - Farmer Brown had been screwing one of his pigs for 5 years, when all of a sudden he was hit by pangs...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
305 |
0 |
22 |
Obscene Phone Calls. - Dave was a bit of a nut who enjoyed making obscene phone calls.His biggest pleasure is making such c...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
389 |
0 |
23 |
Old man from Trent - Limmerick - There once was an old man from Trent, Whose penis was crooked and bent, And so to save trouble, He p...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
224 |
0 |
24 |
Shooting Cans! - A guy walks into a gun shop to buy a gun."Can I help you sir?, asked the shopkeeper".Ah, yes...I wan...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
232 |
0 |
25 |
If a frog parks. - Q. What happens when a frog parks illegaly?A. It gets toad!...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
144 |
0 |