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Title |
Category |
Hits |
Rating |
1 |
I just managed to settle an account! - |A young attorney who had taken over his father?s practice rushed home elated one night."Dad, listen...Read the whole joke |
Lawyer Jokes |
266 |
0 |
2 |
An honest lawyer - |An independent woman started her own business. She was shrewd and diligent, so business kept coming...Read the whole joke |
Lawyer Jokes |
2359 |
0 |
3 |
Did you make a donation? - |At the United Way in a fairly small town a volunteer worker noticed that the most successful lawyer...Read the whole joke |
Lawyer Jokes |
268 |
0 |
4 |
Free haircuts - |A barber gave a haircut to a priest one day. The priest tried to pay for the haircut, but the barbe...Read the whole joke |
Lawyer Jokes |
284 |
0 |
5 |
Can I take his place? - |An attorney telephoned the governor just after midnight, insisting that he talk to him regarding a ...Read the whole joke |
Lawyer Jokes |
215 |
0 |
6 |
Lawyers on a flight - |An airliner was having engine trouble, and the pilot instructed the cabin crew to have the passenge...Read the whole joke |
Lawyer Jokes |
217 |
0 |
7 |
Are you talking to me? - |At the height of a political corruption trial, the prosecuting attorney attacked a witness. "Isn't ...Read the whole joke |
Lawyer Jokes |
1893 |
0 |
8 |
How's business? - |Two lawyers met at a cocktail party late one night."How?s business?" asked the first."Rotten," repl...Read the whole joke |
Lawyer Jokes |
261 |
0 |
9 |
What is his occupation? - |A grade school teacher was asking students what their parents did for a living. "Tim, you be first,...Read the whole joke |
Lawyer Jokes |
256 |
0 |
10 |
What is the oldest profession? - |A physician, an engineer, and an attorney were discussing who among them belonged to the oldest of ...Read the whole joke |
Lawyer Jokes |
205 |
0 |
11 |
Trying to be impressive - |A young lawyer, starting up his private practice, was very anxious to impress potential clients. Wh...Read the whole joke |
Lawyer Jokes |
286 |
0 |
12 |
What's your wife's name? - |St. Peter is questioning three married couples to see if they qualify for admittance to heaven."Why...Read the whole joke |
Lawyer Jokes |
247 |
0 |
13 |
Space photography - |The New York Times, among other papers, recently published a new Hubble Space Telescope photograph ...Read the whole joke |
Lawyer Jokes |
332 |
0 |
14 |
Free advice at social affairs? - |A doctor and a lawyer were attending a cocktail party when the doctor was approached by a man who a...Read the whole joke |
Lawyer Jokes |
232 |
0 |
15 |
I want to take money with me - |As Mr. Smith was on his death bed, he attempted to formulate a plan that would allow him to take at...Read the whole joke |
Lawyer Jokes |
303 |
0 |
16 |
When you know you must really be drunk - |A man sat down at a bar, looked into his shirt pocket and ordered a double scotch.A few minutes lat...Read the whole joke |
Lawyer Jokes |
604 |
0 |
17 |
I suppose I earned enough - |An elderly and somewhat hard-of-hearing man was sitting in a stylish downtown attorney?s office as ...Read the whole joke |
Lawyer Jokes |
238 |
0 |
18 |
Lawyer's club - |A gang of robbers broke into a lawyer's club by mistake. The old legal lions gave them a fight for ...Read the whole joke |
Lawyer Jokes |
242 |
0 |
19 |
What is two plus two? - |An engineer, a physicist, and a lawyer were being interviewed for a position as chief executive off...Read the whole joke |
Lawyer Jokes |
215 |
0 |
20 |
Were you ever arrested? - |A lawyer was filling out a job application when he came to the question: "Have you ever been arrest...Read the whole joke |
Lawyer Jokes |
243 |
0 |
21 |
Who owns the cows? - |After his graduation from college, the son of a Spanish lawyer was considering his future. He went ...Read the whole joke |
Lawyer Jokes |
223 |
0 |
22 |
Is there a way to thank you? - |"How can I ever thank you?" gushed a woman to Clarence Darrow, after he had solved her legal troubl...Read the whole joke |
Lawyer Jokes |
204 |
0 |
23 |
Leaving money for the dead - |A Brooklyn lawyer, a used car salesman and a banker were gathered by a coffin containing the body o...Read the whole joke |
Lawyer Jokes |
254 |
0 |
24 |
I want to appeal a case - |Lawyer: "Judge, I wish to appeal my client?s case on the basis of newly discovered evidence."Judge:...Read the whole joke |
Lawyer Jokes |
248 |
0 |
25 |
Arguing effectively - |How to Argue Effectively I argue very well. Ask any of my remaining friends. I can win an argument ...Read the whole joke |
Lawyer Jokes |
2577 |
0 |