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Title |
Category |
Hits |
Rating |
1 |
Blacks and Xmas Trees? - What do blacks and Christmas trees have in common?They both have colored balls....Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
154 |
0 |
2 |
Why Santa Has No Kids - Why doesn't Santa have any children?Because he only comes once a year, and when he does, it's down t...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
177 |
0 |
3 |
Medical Record Quotes - The following quotes were taken from actual medical records dictated by physicians. They appeared in...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
178 |
0 |
4 |
Souped Up Lincoln - This rich guy from the north is driving his Lincoln Continental downto New Orleans. Along the way he...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
152 |
0 |
5 |
Picking Personal Hell - A man died and went to hell. Upon arrival he met with the CDIC (Chief Devil in Charge).Devil: We run...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
559 |
0 |
6 |
Man On Bridge - I was walking across a bridge one day, and I saw a man standing on theedge, about to jump off. I imm...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
326 |
0 |
7 |
Golfer Pays His Respects - A golfer and his buddies where playing a big round of golf for $200. At the eighteenth green the gol...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
180 |
0 |
8 |
By My Side - Harry is on his death bed, his wife Zelda is by his side:"Zelda, you've always been by my side""When...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
210 |
0 |
9 |
Lonely Frog - A lonely frog telephoned the Psychic Hotline and asked what hisfuture holds.His Personal Psychic Adv...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
190 |
0 |
10 |
A Letter From Barbie - ************************* Chief Executive Officer Mattel, Inc. El Segundo, CADear Sir,Listen you lit...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
324 |
0 |
11 |
A Fish Story! - One day a nun was fishing and caught a huge, strange looking fish.A man was walking by and said, "WO...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
485 |
0 |
12 |
Painful Puns - Hangover: The wrath of grapes.Income Tax: Capital punishment.A used car is not always what it's jack...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
397 |
0 |
13 |
Women's Breasts Like a Train Set - Why are women's breasts like a train set a kid gets at Christmas time?Because they were originally m...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
175 |
0 |
14 |
Gun-toting Panda (Classic) - A panda walks into a bar, sits down and orders a sandwich. He eats the sandwich, pulls out a gun and...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
206 |
0 |
15 |
DENTAL PISCATORIAL SEMINAR 1996 - Notification to all members regarding language use during seminar.It has been brought to the attenti...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
575 |
0 |
16 |
Truisms! - * If at first you don't succeed, destroy all evidence that you tried.* A conclusion is the place whe...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
263 |
0 |
17 |
Driving Violations - A man who is driving a car is stopped by a police officer. The following exchange takes place....The...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
685 |
0 |
18 |
Two Meaningless Words - Q: Name two words that have no meaning.A: Supercalifragilisticexpialodocious and detente....Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
193 |
0 |
19 |
Tracking a Shoo-be-doo-be - Q: What do you look for when you're tracking a shoo-be-doo-be?A: Shoo-be-doo-be-doo....Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
206 |
0 |
20 |
To Fry a Peter - Q: What do you use to fry a peter?A: Peter Pan....Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
294 |
0 |
21 |
Name a... - Q: Name a clock, a jock and a crock.A: Big Ben, Joe Nameth and the candidates' campaign promises....Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
349 |
0 |
22 |
Name A Fawn... - Q: Name a fawn, a lawn and a yawn.A: Bambi, the White House grounds, and the new TV season....Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
312 |
0 |
23 |
Raccoon\'s Will - Q: What did the raccoon say in his will?A: "Leave it to Beaver."...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
536 |
0 |
24 |
English Me This: - Let's face it -- English is a crazy language. There is no egg in eggplant nor ham in hamburger; neit...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
537 |
0 |
25 |
CIA Agents and Bathroom - Q: What do CIA agents have to remember to go to the bathroom?A: The ZIP Code....Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
181 |
0 |