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Title |
Category |
Hits |
Rating |
1 |
There was a farmer, sitting on the front porch of his house... - There was a farmer, sitting on the front porch of his house this one hotsummer day, when this kid co...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
168 |
0 |
2 |
Two men met at a bar and struck up a conversation... - Two men met at a bar and struck up a conversation.After a while one of them said, "You think you hav...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
149 |
0 |
3 |
If the NSA made toasters... - If the NSA made toasters...Your toaster would have a secret trap door that only theNSA could access ...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
137 |
0 |
4 |
If Sony made toasters... - If Sony made toasters...Their Sony Toastman, which would be barely larger thanthe single piece of br...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
145 |
0 |
5 |
If the Franklin Mint made toasters... - If the Franklin Mint made toasters...Every month, you would receive another lovely hand-craftedpiece...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
120 |
0 |
6 |
If Thinking Machines made toasters... - If Thinking Machines made toasters...You would be able to toast 64,000 thousand pieces of bread at t...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
152 |
0 |
7 |
If Timex made toasters... - If Timex made toasters...They would be cheap and small quartz-crystal wrist toastersthat take a lick...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
166 |
0 |
8 |
If Radio Shack made toasters... - If Radio Shack made toasters...The staff would sell you a toaster, but not know anythingabout it. Yo...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
160 |
0 |
9 |
If K-Tel sold toasters... - If K-Tel sold toasters...They would not be available in stores, andyou would get a free set of Ginsu...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
198 |
0 |
10 |
Grant Bar and Casino - Grant's Bar and Casino: Liquor in the front, Poker in the rear....Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
244 |
0 |
11 |
If god had wanted us to run around naked... - If god had wanted us to run around naked,we would have been born that way....Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
192 |
0 |
12 |
A sign - WE DON'T SERVE WOMEN HERE!(you have to bring your own)...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
359 |
0 |
13 |
Mr.Richman has 3daughters... - Mr.Richman has 3daughters. Their names are nobody, somebody and crazy.One day nobody and somebody ar...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
234 |
1 |
14 |
A fellow, who had spent his whole life in the desert... - A fellow, who had spent his whole life in the desert, comes to visit a friend. He'd never seen a tra...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
272 |
0 |
15 |
Diary Entries - Diary EntriesAUG. 12 Moved to our new home in Ohio. It is so beautiful here. Thehills are so maj...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
153 |
0 |
16 |
A bar name - A guy walks into a store and says to the managaer "why doesn't your store have a name", the store ma...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
3867 |
3.625 |
17 |
Why cannot Jesus eat M & Ms? - Q: Why can't Jesus eat M & M's?A: Because they fall through the holes in his hands....Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
221 |
0 |
18 |
What did Jesus do when he got to the Holiday Inn? - Q: What did Jesus do when he got to the Holiday Inn?A: He threw some nails down on the counter and a...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
200 |
0.5 |
19 |
Why is a violist like a terrorist? - Q: Why is a violist like a terrorist?A: They both fuck up bowings....Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
202 |
0 |
20 |
What did the hurricane say to the coconut tree? - Q. What did the hurricane say to the coconut tree ?A. Hold on to your nuts, this is going to be a he...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
197 |
0 |
21 |
What do elephants use for tampoons? - Q. What do elephants use for tampoons ?A. Sheep....Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
192 |
0 |
22 |
What's the brown stuff between the elephants toes? - Q. What's the brown stuff between the elephants toes ?A. Slow natives....Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
123 |
0 |
23 |
Why don't cannibals eat clowns? - Q: Why don't cannibals eat clowns?A: They taste funny!!...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
215 |
0 |
24 |
What is the difference between a blonde and Dennis Rodman? - What is the difference between a blonde and Dennis Rodman?There is no difference....Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
136 |
0 |
25 |
Do you know what a dog and a screen door have in common? - Do you know what a dog and a screen door have in common?the more you bang them the looser they get.S...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
108 |
0 |