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Title |
Category |
Hits |
Rating |
| 1 |
Movie and TV jokes
- Q: How many
actors does it take to
screw in a light bulb?
A: 100: One to do it and ninety-nine ...Read the whole joke |
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244 |
0 |
| 2 |
0
- Q: How many grips does it take to screw in
a light bulb?
A: Two: One to hold it, one to hammer it...Read the whole joke |
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229 |
0 |
| 3 |
0
- Q: How many Union
Lighting Technicians
does it take to screw in a light bulb?
A: It's not a bul...Read the whole joke |
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258 |
0 |
| 4 |
Music jokes
- Q: What do you get when you drop a piano down a
mine shaft?
A: A flat minor....Read the whole joke |
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577 |
0 |
| 5 |
0
- Q: What do you use to tie saplings to a piano so
the
saplings won't blow away?
A: Root position...Read the whole joke |
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235 |
0 |
| 6 |
0
- Q: How do you get 2 piccolos to play a
perfect unison?
A: Shoot one....Read the whole joke |
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245 |
0 |
| 7 |
0
- Q: Two musicians are walking down the street, and
one
says to the other, "Who was that piccolo I...Read the whole joke |
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251 |
0 |
| 8 |
0
- Q:
What is the difference between a saxophone
and a chainsaw?
A: It's all in the grip....Read the whole joke |
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278 |
0 |
| 9 |
Old age jokes
- Q: Why did the old lady put wheels on her
rocking chair?
A: She wanted to rock and roll...Read the whole joke |
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1136 |
0 |
| 10 |
0
- An elderly lady did her shopping and,
upon
returning to her car, found four males in the act of ...Read the whole joke |
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1317 |
0 |
| 11 |
0
- Three old ladies met on the street on a very
stormy
day. The wind was so strong and loud that th...Read the whole joke |
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1146 |
0 |
| 12 |
0
- An old
man visits his doctor and after
thorough examination the doctor tells
him: "I have good...Read the whole joke |
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1131 |
0 |
| 13 |
0
- For the first time in many
years, a an old
man traveled from his rural town to the city to atten...Read the whole joke |
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1220 |
0 |
| 14 |
Parent jokes
- Murphy said to his daughter, "I want you home by
eleven o'clock."
She said, "But Father, I'm...Read the whole joke |
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1218 |
0 |
| 15 |
0
- With four
daughters and one son always
dashing to school activities and part-time
jobs, our sc...Read the whole joke |
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1214 |
0 |
| 16 |
0
- A man speaks frantically into the phone, "My
wife is pregnant, and
her contractions are only two...Read the whole joke |
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1178 |
0 |
| 17 |
0
- A man
and his wife were making their first
doctor visit, the wife being
pregnant with their fi...Read the whole joke |
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1143 |
0 |
| 18 |
0
- The man passed out in a dead faint as he came
out of
his front door onto the porch.
Someone ...Read the whole joke |
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1178 |
0 |
| 19 |
Pig jokes
- Why did the pig go to the casino ?
To play the
slop machine !...Read the whole joke |
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261 |
0 |
| 20 |
0
- What do you call a pig with three eyes?
...A
piiig...Read the whole joke |
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577 |
0 |
| 21 |
0
- A city child came running into the farmhouse. "No
wonder
that mama pig is so big," she yelled.
...Read the whole joke |
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260 |
0 |
| 22 |
0
- A
pig's favorite movie:
The Monster That
Ate New York....Read the whole joke |
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237 |
0 |
| 23 |
0
- All our pigs are learning karate.
Oh, I don't
believe that
No? Well, just watch out for their ...Read the whole joke |
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239 |
0 |
| 24 |
Political jokes
- Republicans say "Merry Christmas!"
Democrats say "Happy Holidays!"...Read the whole joke |
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216 |
2.5 |
| 25 |
0
- Republicans help the poor during
the
holidays by sending 50, one buck at a time, to panhandlers ...Read the whole joke |
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208 |
0 |
