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Title |
Category |
Hits |
Rating |
| 1 |
Did you take the patient's temperature?
- |Doctor: Did you take the patient's temperature?Nurse: No. Is it missing?...Read the whole joke |
Doctor Jokes |
287 |
0 |
| 2 |
We need to help these people
- |A doctor and a nurse were called to the scene of an accident.Doctor: We need to get these people to...Read the whole joke |
Doctor Jokes |
285 |
0 |
| 3 |
I've got good and bad
- |I've got good and badThis old man visits his doctor and after a thorough examination, the doctor te...Read the whole joke |
Doctor Jokes |
610 |
0 |
| 4 |
Did you ever have this before?
- |Doctor: Have you ever had this before?Patient: Yes.Doctor: Well, you've got it again!...Read the whole joke |
Doctor Jokes |
216 |
0 |
| 5 |
My son swallowed the can opener
- |Mrs. Smith: Help me, doctor! My son, John, swallowed the can opener!Doctor: Don't panic. He'll be a...Read the whole joke |
Doctor Jokes |
296 |
0 |
| 6 |
The bad and the worse news
- |A man visits the doctor for a checkup, and after some tests, the doctor comes in with a grave look ...Read the whole joke |
Doctor Jokes |
284 |
0 |
| 7 |
My wife is beating me
- |David: My wife beats me, doctor.Doctor: Oh dear. How often?David: Every time we play Scrabble!...Read the whole joke |
Doctor Jokes |
302 |
0 |
| 8 |
I'm gaining weight doctor
- |Trish: My stomach is getting awfully big, doctor.Doctor: You should diet.Trish: Really? What color?...Read the whole joke |
Doctor Jokes |
574 |
0 |
| 9 |
We are the best of friends
- |The patient shook his doctor's hand in gratitude and said, "Since we are the best of friends, I wou...Read the whole joke |
Doctor Jokes |
617 |
0 |
| 10 |
Does it hurt when you do this?
- |Doctor: Does it hurt when you do this?Patient: Yes.Doctor: Well, don't do that....Read the whole joke |
Doctor Jokes |
265 |
0 |
| 11 |
Patient: My hair keeps falling out. What can you give me to keep it in?
- |Patient: My hair keeps falling out. What can you give me to keep it in?Doctor: A shoebox....Read the whole joke |
Doctor Jokes |
185 |
0 |
| 12 |
What is your problem?
- |Doctor: What seems to be the trouble?Patient: Doctor, I keep getting the feeling that nobody can he...Read the whole joke |
Doctor Jokes |
252 |
0.5 |
| 13 |
You're in great health
- |Doctor: You're in good health. You'll live to be eighty.Patient: But, doctor, I am 80 right now.Doc...Read the whole joke |
Doctor Jokes |
315 |
0 |
| 14 |
Driving exams worry me
- |Liz: I get so nervous and frightened during driving tests!Doctor: Don't worry about it. You'll pass...Read the whole joke |
Doctor Jokes |
255 |
0 |
| 15 |
The Code of Ethical Behavior for Patients
- |1. Do not expect your doctor to share your discomfort.Involvement with the patient's suffering migh...Read the whole joke |
Doctor Jokes |
311 |
0 |
| 16 |
Problems remembering
- |Patient: Doctor, I have a serious memory problem. I can't remember anything!Doctor: So, since when ...Read the whole joke |
Doctor Jokes |
293 |
0 |
| 17 |
Doctor, should I file my nails?
- |Patient: Doctor, should I file my nails?Doctor: No! Throw them away like everybody else....Read the whole joke |
Doctor Jokes |
211 |
0 |
| 18 |
I would like to havea second opinion
- |A patient has a sore throat and goes to a doctor to get treatment for it.Doctor: Your tonsils gotta...Read the whole joke |
Doctor Jokes |
293 |
0 |
| 19 |
I think I need a pair of glasses
- |Patient: Doctor, I think I need glasses.Teller: You certainly do! This is a bank....Read the whole joke |
Doctor Jokes |
265 |
0 |
| 20 |
Put me into a fighting mood
- |Patient: Doctor, what I need is something to stir me up; something to put me in a fighting mood. Di...Read the whole joke |
Doctor Jokes |
640 |
0 |
| 21 |
Get me an ambulence now
- |A man, after being hurt, calls 911 for help.Man: Operator, operator, call me an ambulance!Operator:...Read the whole joke |
Doctor Jokes |
295 |
0 |
| 22 |
Consultation fees
- |A lawyer's dog, running around town unleashed, heads for a butcher shop and steals a roast. The but...Read the whole joke |
Lawyer Jokes |
291 |
0 |
| 23 |
Question and answer jokes
- |Q: How can you tell if a lawyer is well hung?A: You can't get a finger between the rope and his nec...Read the whole joke |
Lawyer Jokes |
266 |
0 |
| 24 |
Actual stupid questions asked
- |The below excerpts appeared in the Salt Lake Tribune. They were taken from real court records.Now d...Read the whole joke |
Lawyer Jokes |
2239 |
0 |
| 25 |
That's a real bargain
- |A Dublin lawyer died in poverty, and many people donated to a fund for his funeral. The Lord Chief ...Read the whole joke |
Lawyer Jokes |
559 |
0 |
