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1 |
Doctor and nurse jokes - "Why are you so
excited?", the
surgeon asked the patient that was about to be
anesthetized.
"...Read the whole joke |
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678 |
0.5 |
2 |
0 - "What do you do?" a young man asked
the beautiful girl he was dancing with. "I'm a nurse." "I wi...Read the whole joke |
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282 |
0 |
3 |
0 - A man who was very
upset walked
in to see his doctor. "Doctor, you've got to help me!"
he wail...Read the whole joke |
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302 |
0 |
4 |
0 - Doctor, Doctor, I keep dreaming of
bats, creepy-crawlies, demons,
ghosts, monsters, vampires, we...Read the whole joke |
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312 |
0 |
5 |
0 - There were ten zebras in the zoo. All
but nine escaped. How many were
left? Nine!...Read the whole joke |
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339 |
0 |
6 |
0 - Nurse: Would you like an appointment
for next week?
Patient: No, I'm sick now....Read the whole joke |
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339 |
0 |
7 |
0 - Jack went to see the camp nurse. 'I
fell last night,' he said. 'And I was unconscious for eight ...Read the whole joke |
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288 |
0 |
8 |
0 - Camp Doctor: Your cough sounds better
today!
Camper: It should, I practised all night!...Read the whole joke |
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288 |
0 |
9 |
0 - A coffin was being moved
when it
fell off a wagon, and started down the hill. One of the
morti...Read the whole joke |
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221 |
0 |
10 |
0 - The ninety-year-old man was in for
his checkup when the nurse practitioner learned he was about ...Read the whole joke |
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244 |
0 |
11 |
0 - 1) Why did the nurse keep the bedpan
in the
refrigerator?
Because when she kept it in the freez...Read the whole joke |
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236 |
0 |
12 |
0 - How can you tell who is the head
nurse
of a facility? She's the one with dirty knees....Read the whole joke |
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250 |
0 |
13 |
0 - How many nurses does
it take to
screw in a light bulb?
None - They just have a nursing assistan...Read the whole joke |
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257 |
0 |
14 |
0 - Fireman rescued a
man who was
badly injured in a car accident. The entire left half of his
bod...Read the whole joke |
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235 |
0 |
15 |
0 - Doctor, Doctor I keep thinking I'm
God
When did this start ?
Well first I created the sun, then ...Read the whole joke |
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305 |
0 |
16 |
0 - Doctor, Doctor you've
taken out
my tonsils, my adenoids, my gall bladder, my varicose veins
an...Read the whole joke |
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316 |
0 |
17 |
0 - Doctor how can I cure my sleep
walking
?
Sprinkle tin-tacks on your bedroom floor !...Read the whole joke |
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330 |
0 |
18 |
0 - Doctor, Doctor will this
ointment
clear up my spots ?
I never make rash promises !...Read the whole joke |
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360 |
0 |
19 |
0 - Doctor Doctor I feel like a
racehorse.
Take one of these every 4 laps !...Read the whole joke |
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332 |
0 |
20 |
0 - Doctor, Doctor I'm a burglar
!
Have you taken anything for it ?...Read the whole joke |
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328 |
0 |
21 |
0 - Doctor, Doctor I keep seeing an
insect spinning around.
Don't worry, it's just a bug that's goi...Read the whole joke |
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334 |
0 |
22 |
0 - Doctor, Doctor I need something to
keep my falling hair in
What about a matchbox !...Read the whole joke |
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316 |
0 |
23 |
0 - Doctor Doctor I think I'm a
moth.
So why did you come around then ?
Well, I saw this light at th...Read the whole joke |
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372 |
0 |
24 |
0 - Doctor, Doctor I'm on a
diet and
it's making me irritable. Yesterday I bit someones ear off.
Oh...Read the whole joke |
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353 |
0 |
25 |
0 - Doctor, Doctor I keep thinking
I'm a nit
Will you get out of my hair !...Read the whole joke |
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356 |
0 |