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Title |
Category |
Hits |
Rating |
| 1 |
Why, How, and Ifs?
- Why do you need a driver's license to buy liquor when you can't drink and drive?Why isn't phonetic s...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
165 |
0 |
| 2 |
Classified Ad Bloopers
- As the following classified classics will demonstrate, there are often more laughs on the advertisin...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
510 |
0 |
| 3 |
Horoscope of Farts
- Pick the day you were born on to see what kind of fart you are.1-AMBITIOUS - Always ready for a fart...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
207 |
0 |
| 4 |
Penis Tax
- New IRS Tax PolicyGOVERNMENT NOTICEJanuary 1, 1995To: All Male TaxpayersFrom: IRSRE: Notice of Incre...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
140 |
0 |
| 5 |
COMMAND REDUCTION OF ARMY PERSONNEL ( C.R.A.P. )
- As a result of DOD budget cutbacks, we are forced to reduce the size of the force. Under CRAP, older...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
189 |
0 |
| 6 |
Laws of Life
- Katz's Law:Men and women will act rationally towards each other only after all other possibilities h...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
323 |
0 |
| 7 |
COYOTE "vs" ACME
- In The United States District Court, Southwestern District, Tempe, Arizona Case No. B19293, Judge La...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
178 |
0 |
| 8 |
The Case of the Smoked Cigar
- A Charlotte, North Carolina man, having purchased a case of very rare, very expensive cigars, insure...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
170 |
0 |
| 9 |
It's Against the Law to...
- In Oblong, Illinois, it's punishable by law to make love while hunting or fishing on your wedding da...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
163 |
0 |
| 10 |
Notice of a Class Action Suit
- I was wondering if anyone else is having a problem with the Carbon Based Unit, Model # Homo Sapiens....Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
183 |
0 |
| 11 |
Attorney Hunting Rules
- A BILL TO REGULATE THE HUNTING AND HARVESTING OF ATTORNEYS372.01 - Any person with a valid Californi...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
344 |
0 |
| 12 |
The Bowl of Chili
- Well, there was this truck driver that had been driving all day and hadn't stopped for lunch or anyt...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
147 |
0 |
| 13 |
Texan Heimlich Maneuver
- Two Texans were having the Blue Plate Special at their favorite truck stop when they heard this awfu...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
167 |
0 |
| 14 |
World According to Student Bloopers
- One of the fringe benefits of being an English or History teacher is receiving the occasional jewel ...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
245 |
0 |
| 15 |
BAR TROUBLESHOOTING CHART
- SYMPTOM: Beer unusually pale and tasteless.FAULT: Glass empty.ACTION: Get someone to buy you another...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
154 |
0 |
| 16 |
SOTALLY TOBER
- starkle starkle little twinkwho the hell you are I thinkI'm not under what you callthe alcofluence o...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
132 |
0.5 |
| 17 |
10 Way to know if you have PMS
- 10 WAYS TO KNOW IF YOU HAVE PMS1. Everyone around you has an attitude problem.2. You're adding choco...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
77 |
0 |
| 18 |
Australian Kiss
- Q. Do you know what an Australian kiss is?A. It's like a French kiss, but down under....Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
298 |
0 |
| 19 |
The Ongoing Note
- Joe woke up one morning with an enormous boner and looked for his wife, but she had awakened and was...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
174 |
0 |
| 20 |
Mom's Brownies Recipe
- Mom's Brownies Recipe...Remove teddy bear from oven and preheat oven to 375.Melt 1 cup margarine in ...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
141 |
0 |
| 21 |
Hmmm...Ponderings
- What's with the people who put carpeting on the lid of their toilet seat? What are they thinking -- ...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
130 |
0 |
| 22 |
Some Whimsical Sayings
- Beauty is in the eye of the beer holder...3 kinds of people: those who can count & those who can't.W...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
134 |
0 |
| 23 |
Suppository In Her Ear
- A rather senile old lady went to her doctor complaining of drainingand a feeling of fullness in her ...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
168 |
0 |
| 24 |
Definitions of Children
- AMNESIA: Condition that enables a woman who has gone through labor to have sex again.DUMBWAITER: One...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
157 |
0 |
| 25 |
Top 20 Engineers' Terminology's
- 1. A NUMBER OF DIFFERENT APPROACHES ARE BEING TRIED- We are still pissing in the wind.2. EXTENSIVE R...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
202 |
0 |
