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Title |
Category |
Hits |
Rating |
1 |
A little old lady sits at the luncheonette counter... - A little old lady sits at the luncheonette counter and orders ahamburger.The huge guy behind the cou...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
371 |
0 |
2 |
What is the difference between a pickpocket and a peeping tom? - What's the difference between a pickpocket and a peeping tom?One sn...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
242 |
0 |
3 |
What sexual position makes an ugly baby? - What sexual position makes an ugly baby? Ask your mom!...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
227 |
0 |
4 |
CHOCOLATE - CHOCOLATE By John Scalzi Chocolate is God's way of reminding men how inadequate they are. I am v...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
205 |
0 |
5 |
Did you hear that Oprah Winfrey was arrested at the airport for drug smuggling? - Did you hear that Oprah Winfrey was arrestedat the airport for drug smuggling?It seems she bent over...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
240 |
0 |
6 |
Did you hear about the guy who got his vasectomy done at Sears? - Did you hear about the guy who got his vasectomy done at Sears? -Every time he gets a hard-on, th...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
234 |
0 |
7 |
A ventriloquist was driving in the country... - A ventriloquist was driving in the country when he was attracted to alarge farm. He asked for and wa...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
341 |
0 |
8 |
What is the difference between Madonna and the Panama Canal? - What's the difference between Madonna and the Panama Canal?Well, you see, the Panama canal is a busy...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
234 |
0 |
9 |
Now, that is disgusting! - Mommy,mommy:can I play with grandma? Shut up kid, you dug her up twice last weeek! ...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
265 |
0 |
10 |
There was this little boy who went in the whore house... - There was this little boy who went in the whore house with adead frog on a leash. He went to the cou...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
172 |
0 |
11 |
When is it OK for a lady to slap a midget? - When is it OK for a lady to slap a midget? When they are slow dancing and he tells her how nice her ...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
251 |
0 |
12 |
One year at halloween the governor was giving a costume party... - One year at halloween the governor was giving a costume party. All the gentry were there and as the...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
220 |
0 |
13 |
La Machine - La Machine....vegetables...vvrrrrr...La Machine....fruits...vvrrrrr...La Machine....little children....Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
417 |
0 |
14 |
Why does Helen Keller wear tight pants? - Why does Helen Keller wear tight pants? - So people can read her lips....Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
152 |
0 |
15 |
what do you get when a chicken cross the road falls and... - Q. what do you get when a chicken cross the road falls in the dirt and then recrossesA. a dirty cro...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
274 |
0 |
16 |
Did you hear about the queer deaf mute? - Did you hear about the queer deaf mute? - Neither did he....Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
199 |
0 |
17 |
What is blue and sings alone? - What's blue and sings alone? - Dan Ackroyd....Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
153 |
0 |
18 |
Dumb intercourse - "Information. Can I help you?""I'd like the number of the Theater Guild, please.""One moment, pleas...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
154 |
0 |
19 |
Dumb Intercourse II - "Information? I need the number of the Caseway Insurance Company.""Would you spell that, please?""Ce...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
160 |
0 |
20 |
Did you hear about the woman who has five legs? - Did you hear about the woman who has five legs? Her knickers fit her like a glove...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
177 |
0 |
21 |
A man eating at restaurant says to his waiter... - A man eating at restaurant says to his waiter, 'waiter, there's a fly in my soup!' The waiter replie...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
241 |
0 |
22 |
What do you call a boomerang that does not come back? - What do you call a boomerang that doesn't come back? A stick....Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
260 |
0 |
23 |
Why did the one-handed man cross the road? - Why did the one-handed man cross the road? To get to the second hand shop....Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
153 |
0 |
24 |
What is the definition of Agony? - What is the definition of Agony?A one-armed man hanging off a cliff with itchy balls....Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
188 |
0 |
25 |
Why do farts smell? - Why do farts smell? So deaf people can enjoy them too....Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
159 |
0 |