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Cat jokes - If a cat won an Oscar, what would he get?
An
a-cat-emy award....Read the whole joke |
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2 |
0 - Q: Why couldn't the cat speak?
A: The dog
taped his mouth....Read the whole joke |
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362 |
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3 |
0 - When you call a dog, they usually come to
you.
When you call a cat; they take a message....Read the whole joke |
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379 |
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4 |
0 - "Doctor," said the
patient, "I need help! I
can't stop acting like a cat!"
"How long have you h...Read the whole joke |
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304 |
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5 |
Children jokes - A little boy opened the big and old family
Bible with fascination, he looked at the old pages as...Read the whole joke |
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308 |
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6 |
0 - On the way to
preschool, the doctor had
left her stethoscope on the car seat, and her
little g...Read the whole joke |
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667 |
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7 |
0 - A mother was teaching her
3-year-old the
Lord's prayer. For several evenings at bedtime she
re...Read the whole joke |
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333 |
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8 |
0 - A precious little girl walks
into a pet
shop and asks in the sweetest
little lisp, "Excuthe me...Read the whole joke |
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296 |
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9 |
0 - On a special teacher's day, a kindergarten
teacher was receiving gifts from her pupils. The flor...Read the whole joke |
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405 |
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10 |
0 - A man is walking down the street one day when
he notices a very small boy trying to press a door...Read the whole joke |
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678 |
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11 |
0 - Little Johnny came home from school
with
a note from his teacher saying that Johnny was having t...Read the whole joke |
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330 |
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12 |
0 - A little girl was playing in the garden when
she
spied two spiders mating.
"Daddy, what are ...Read the whole joke |
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319 |
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13 |
0 - Tyler was
excited about his first day at
school. So excited in fact, that only a few
minutes a...Read the whole joke |
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346 |
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14 |
0 - Mrs Smith, the biology teacher, was very fond
of fish. She was also
rather deaf, which was great...Read the whole joke |
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314 |
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15 |
0 - Why was the lightning bug unhappy?
Because
her children were not very bright....Read the whole joke |
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335 |
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16 |
0 - Why was the mother flea
feeling down in
the dumps?
Because she thought her children were all g...Read the whole joke |
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17 |
0 - "What
were you before you came to school,
boys and girls?" asked the teacher,
hoping that some...Read the whole joke |
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683 |
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18 |
0 - Boy: Grandma, do you know how to
croak.
Grandma: No, I don't think so. Why? Boy: Because Daddy s...Read the whole joke |
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0 - Mother: Did you get a good place in the
geography test?
Fred: Yes, Mum, I sat next to the cleve...Read the whole joke |
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284 |
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0 - Fred: Where does the new kid come from?
Harry: Alaska.
Fred: Don't bother - I'll ask her mysel...Read the whole joke |
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368 |
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0 - A naughty child was
irritating all the
passengers on the flight from London to New York. At last...Read the whole joke |
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687 |
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0 - I had a funny dream last night, Mom.
Did
you?
I dreamed I was awake, but when I woke up I foun...Read the whole joke |
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23 |
0 - Young
Vestal was walking in his Florida
backyard when an alligator bit him.
"Mama!" yelled t...Read the whole joke |
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306 |
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0 - An honest seven-year-old admitted calmly to
her parents that
Billy Brown had kissed her after cl...Read the whole joke |
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220 |
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25 |
0 - A little kid is sitting on a park bench
eating
abag of chocolates an old man walking by stops to...Read the whole joke |
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260 |
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