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Title |
Category |
Hits |
Rating |
1 |
What is the meaning of life? - What is the meaning of life?All evidence to date suggests it's chocolate....Read the whole joke |
Religion |
240 |
0 |
2 |
Two nuns turn up at the fruit market and ask the veggie man... - Two nuns turn up at the fruit market and ask the veggie man for 120 cucumbers. The guy advises: "Sis...Read the whole joke |
Religion |
185 |
0 |
3 |
What language do the Vatican Police speak? - What language do the Vatican Police speak?Pig Latin!...Read the whole joke |
Religion |
248 |
0 |
4 |
A minister was asked by a politician... - A minister was asked by a politician,"Name something the government can do to help the church."The m...Read the whole joke |
Religion |
2356 |
0 |
5 |
One Sunday, the pope REALLY wanted to play golf... - One Sunday, the pope REALLY wanted to play golf.But he couldn't, since it was Sunday. But hefigured,...Read the whole joke |
Religion |
558 |
0 |
6 |
The three truths in life - There are three truths in life:1. Jews do not recognize Jesus as the Messiah....2. Protestants do no...Read the whole joke |
Religion |
246 |
0 |
7 |
What do you call a man that marries another man? - What do you call a man that marries another man?A minister...Read the whole joke |
Religion |
211 |
0 |
8 |
How can I believe in God when just last week... - "How can I believe in God when just last week I gotmy tongue caught in the roller of an electric typ...Read the whole joke |
Religion |
253 |
0 |
9 |
Knowing that the minister was very fond of cherry brandy... - Knowing that the minister was very fond of cherry brandy, one of the church elders offered to presen...Read the whole joke |
Religion |
628 |
0 |
10 |
At the first session of a conversion class... - At the first session of a conversion class theminister conducting the class asked, "What mustwe do b...Read the whole joke |
Religion |
264 |
0 |
11 |
Cowboy Joe was telling his fellow cowboys back on the ranch... - Cowboy Joe was telling his fellow cowboys back on the ranch about his first visit to a big-city chur...Read the whole joke |
Religion |
263 |
0 |
12 |
Morris was passing a small courtyard and heard voices... - Morris was passing a small courtyard and heard voices murmuring.He went in and saw an altar with a l...Read the whole joke |
Religion |
251 |
0 |
13 |
The congregation was sitting and waiting for the preacher... - The congregation was sitting and waiting for the preacherto began his sermon when two masked men bur...Read the whole joke |
Religion |
550 |
0 |
14 |
The girl knelt in the confessional and said... - The girl knelt in the confessional and said,"Bless me, Father, for I have sinned.""What is it, child...Read the whole joke |
Religion |
279 |
0 |
15 |
Noah And Today's Ark - Noah And Today's ArkThe Lord spoke to Noah and said, "Noah, in six months I am goingto make it rain ...Read the whole joke |
Religion |
282 |
0 |
16 |
Three religious truths - There are three religious truths:1. Jews do not recognize Jesus as the Messiah.2. Protestants do not...Read the whole joke |
Religion |
180 |
0 |
17 |
A Friend's Prayer - A Friend's PrayerMay the fleas of a thousand camels infest the crotch of the person whoscrews up you...Read the whole joke |
Religion |
59886 |
0 |
18 |
The Pope calls a meeting of all the cardinals... - The Pope calls a meeting of all the cardinals. When they have all assembled at the Vatican, he takes...Read the whole joke |
Religion |
307 |
0 |
19 |
What is white and flies across the sky? - What is white and flies across the sky? The coming of the Lord....Read the whole joke |
Religion |
238 |
0 |
20 |
Do you know what happens if you don't pay your exorcist? - Do you know what happens if you don't pay your exorcist?You get repossessed!...Read the whole joke |
Religion |
307 |
0 |
21 |
Visual joke - Visual joke.:Stand with both arms outstreached level with your shoulders.Ask: "what's this?" - A rea...Read the whole joke |
Religion |
261 |
0 |
22 |
How many TV evangelists does it take to change a light bulb? - How many TV evangelists does it take to change a light bulb?One, but for the message of light to con...Read the whole joke |
Religion |
211 |
0 |
23 |
In Jerusalem, a female journalist heard about a very old Jewish man... - In Jerusalem, a female journalist heard about a very old Jewish man who hadbeen going to the Western...Read the whole joke |
Religion |
251 |
0 |
24 |
Strategy - The middle aged secretary had never been married and had had enuff of work, as well as the single ...Read the whole joke |
Situations |
561 |
0 |
25 |
The newly divorced woman... - The newly divorced woman had never had to be the handyman around the house before, and quickly dis...Read the whole joke |
Situations |
226 |
0 |