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The first reindeer seen in a bar - |One evening, in a busy lounge in the deep south, a reindeer walked in the door, bellied up to the b...Read the whole joke |
Christmas Jokes |
306 |
0 |
2 |
The strange Christmas scene - |In a small southern town there was a "Nativity Scene" that showed great skill and talent had gone i...Read the whole joke |
Christmas Jokes |
621 |
0 |
3 |
The night before Christmas for an attorney - |Whereas, on an occasion immediately preceding the Nativity festival,throughout a dwelling unit, qui...Read the whole joke |
Christmas Jokes |
335 |
0 |
4 |
Christmas downsizing - |Today's global challenges require the North Pole to continue to look for better, more competitive s...Read the whole joke |
Christmas Jokes |
278 |
0 |
5 |
'Twas the Night before Finals - |T'was the night before finals,And all through the college,The students were prayingFor last minute ...Read the whole joke |
Christmas Jokes |
168 |
0 |
6 |
Ten worst gifts to buy a woman - |1. Never give a woman any kind of household appliance or something that is going to make "housework...Read the whole joke |
Christmas Jokes |
344 |
0 |
7 |
The twelve days after Christmas - |The first day after ChristmasMy true love and I had a fightAnd so I chopped the pear tree downAnd b...Read the whole joke |
Christmas Jokes |
265 |
0 |
8 |
Revised Christmas days - |Effective immediately, the following economizing measures are being implemented in the "Twelve Days...Read the whole joke |
Christmas Jokes |
652 |
0 |
9 |
Addicted to the Web - |(Sung to the tune of "Winter Wonderland")Doorbell rings, I'm not list'nin',From my mouth, drool is ...Read the whole joke |
Christmas Jokes |
2700 |
0 |
10 |
An Internet Christmas - |T'was the Internet Night Before Christmas'Twas the night before Christmas, when all through the Net...Read the whole joke |
Christmas Jokes |
2723 |
0 |
11 |
Your father is drunk - |To The Tune Of Santa Claus Is Coming To Town Oh you better not shout, you better not cry, You bette...Read the whole joke |
Christmas Jokes |
986 |
0 |
12 |
Twelve Days of Fast Food - |On the first day of Christmas, My drive through gave to me: A Big Bacon Classic with cheese. On the...Read the whole joke |
Christmas Jokes |
297 |
0 |
13 |
Twelve days Microsoft - |On the 1st day of Christmas, my true love gave to me: Windows 95 for my PC On the 2nd day of Christ...Read the whole joke |
Christmas Jokes |
758 |
0 |
14 |
Short Reindeer Jokes - |What do reindeer say before telling you a joke ?This one will sleigh you ! Why is a reindeer like a...Read the whole joke |
Christmas Jokes |
367 |
0 |
15 |
Short Snow Jokes - |What happened when the snowgirl fell out with the snowboy?She gave him the cold shoulder!What do sn...Read the whole joke |
Christmas Jokes |
419 |
0 |
16 |
Short Christmas Jokes - |What did Adam say on the day before Christmas ?It's Christmas, Eve ! How do you make an idiot laugh...Read the whole joke |
Christmas Jokes |
383 |
0 |
17 |
Knock Knock Christmas - |Knock KnockWho's there ?WenceslasWenceslas who ? Wenceslas train home ? Knock KnockWho's there ?Sno...Read the whole joke |
Christmas Jokes |
400 |
0 |
18 |
Short Father Christmas - |What do you get if you cross Father Christmas with a detective?Santa Clues!Father Christmas win a s...Read the whole joke |
Christmas Jokes |
476 |
0 |
19 |
Santa Hates Your Kid - |8. Kid's letter to north pole comes back stamped, "Dream on, Chester!"7. Kid asks for new bike, get...Read the whole joke |
Christmas Jokes |
361 |
0 |
20 |
Optimist vs. Pessimist - |A family had twin boys whose only resemblance to each other was their looks. If one felt it was too...Read the whole joke |
Christmas Jokes |
536 |
0 |
21 |
Santa vs. system admins - |The similarities between Santa and System Admins1. Santa is bearded, corpulent, and dresses funny.2...Read the whole joke |
Christmas Jokes |
405 |
0 |
22 |
Signs You Bought a Lousy Tree - |8. Two feet tall, forty feet wide 7. Salesman's opening line: "You're not a cop, are you?" 6. It lo...Read the whole joke |
Christmas Jokes |
443 |
0 |
23 |
Santa's Pet Peeves - |Department Store Santa Peeves8. Kids who refuse to believe that it's fruitcake on your breath and n...Read the whole joke |
Christmas Jokes |
403 |
0 |
24 |
Without a Christmas bonus - |Ten signs you're not getting a christmas bonus10. Co-workers refer to you as "the ghost of unemploy...Read the whole joke |
Christmas Jokes |
351 |
0 |
25 |
Sick of the Holidays - |Signs You're Sick of the Holidays8. You've got red and green bags under your eyes 7. You're serving...Read the whole joke |
Christmas Jokes |
378 |
0 |