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Frog jokes - What do you say if you meet a toad?
Wart's
new?...Read the whole joke |
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304 |
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0 - Why doesnt Kermit like elephants?
They always
want to play leap-frog with him....Read the whole joke |
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276 |
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3 |
0 - What do you get if you cross a frog with a
decathlete?
Someone who pole-vaults without a pole....Read the whole joke |
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631 |
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4 |
0 - Q: How did the frog cross the
road when a
truck was coming? A: SPLAT!!! He didn't....Read the whole joke |
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254 |
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5 |
0 - What does a
frog say when it washes car
windows? Rub it, rub it, rub it....Read the whole joke |
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300 |
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6 |
0 - Q: Why are
frogs so happy?
A: They eat
whatever bugs them!...Read the whole joke |
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287 |
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7 |
0 - Q: What does a bankrupt frog say?
A: "Baroke,
baroke, baroke."...Read the whole joke |
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269 |
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8 |
0 - A frog came into a bank to obtain a loan. He
spoke to the loan officer Mr. Paddywack. When Mr. P...Read the whole joke |
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623 |
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9 |
0 - Once upon a time, a
beautiful, independent,
self-assured princess happened upon a frog in a pond...Read the whole joke |
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321 |
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10 |
Ghost jokes - What do you call the ghost who is a
child-rearing expert?
Dr Spook....Read the whole joke |
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1339 |
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11 |
0 - Which ghost ate too much porridge?
Ghouldilocks....Read the whole joke |
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1244 |
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12 |
0 - What happened when a ghost asked for a brandy at
his
local pub?
The landlord said "Sorry, we do...Read the whole joke |
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1229 |
0 |
13 |
0 - What is a ghost
boxer called?
A
phantomweight....Read the whole joke |
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1286 |
0 |
14 |
0 - What happened to the ghost who went to a party?
He had a wail of a time....Read the whole joke |
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1295 |
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15 |
0 - Did you hear about the ghost comedian?
He
was booed off stage....Read the whole joke |
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1182 |
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16 |
0 - Did you hear about the ghost who learnt to
fly?
He was pleased to be back on terror-firma....Read the whole joke |
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1200 |
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17 |
0 - Did you hear about the
ghost who enjoyed
doing housework?
He used to go round with the oooo-ve...Read the whole joke |
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1200 |
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18 |
0 - A man was staying in a big old
house and in
the middle of the night he met a ghost. The ghost sa...Read the whole joke |
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1178 |
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19 |
0 - Who did the ghost invite to his party?
Anyone he could dig up....Read the whole joke |
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1213 |
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0 - What are pupils at ghost schools called?
Ghoulboys and ghoulgirls....Read the whole joke |
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1230 |
0 |
21 |
0 - What do you get is you cross a ghost with a
packet of potato chips?
Snacks that go crunch in t...Read the whole joke |
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1213 |
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22 |
0 - What do you call a ghost who only
haunts the
Town Hall?
The nightmayor....Read the whole joke |
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1195 |
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0 - Woman in bed: Aaagh! Aaagh! A ghost just floated
into
my room!
Ghost: Don't worry, ma'am, I'm j...Read the whole joke |
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1141 |
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24 |
0 - What did one
ghost say to another?
I'm
sorry, but I just don't believe in people....Read the whole joke |
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1254 |
0 |
25 |
0 - What do you call a ghost who's always sleeping?
Lazy bones....Read the whole joke |
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1228 |
0 |