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Bird jokes
- What goes 'peck, bang, peck, bang, peck, bang'
?
A bunch of chickens in a field full of balloons...Read the whole joke |
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- What did the baby
chick say when he saw his
mother sitting on an orange ?
'Dad, dad, look what...Read the whole joke |
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- How do you stop a rooser crowing
on Sunday ?
Eat him on Saturday !...Read the whole joke |
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- What kind of bird lays electric eggs ?
A
battery hen !...Read the whole joke |
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- What do you get from a drunk chicken ?
Scotch
eggs !...Read the whole joke |
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- Why do ducks have webbed feet ?
To stamp out
forest fires !...Read the whole joke |
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- What do you get if you cross a chicken
with a
cement mixer ?
A brick-layer !...Read the whole joke |
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- Why does a rooster watch TV ?
For
hentertainment !...Read the whole joke |
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- What happens when geese land in a volcano ?
They cook their own gooses !...Read the whole joke |
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- Why were the hens lying on their backs
with
their legs in the air ?
Because eggs were going up...Read the whole joke |
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- How do you make a tame duck wild?
Annoy
it....Read the whole joke |
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- What do you get if you cross an eagle with a
skunk?
A bird that stinks to high heaven....Read the whole joke |
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- What does an educated owl say?
Whom....Read the whole joke |
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- What do confused owls say?
Too-whit-to-why?...Read the whole joke |
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- What did the baby owl's parents say when he
wanted
to go to a party?
You're not owld enough....Read the whole joke |
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- What do Scottish owls sing?
Owld Lang
Syne....Read the whole joke |
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- What did the scornful owl say?
Twit twoo....Read the whole joke |
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- Two owls were playing pool.
One said, "Two
hits."
The other replied, "Two hits to who?"...Read the whole joke |
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- What do you get if you cross
a giant, hairy
monster with a penguin?
I don't know but it's a ve...Read the whole joke |
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- Why did a man's
pet vulture not make a sound
for five years?
It was stuffed....Read the whole joke |
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- Teacher: What's a robin?
Fred: A bird that
steals, ma'am....Read the whole joke |
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- What do you call a vulture with no
beak?
A head banger....Read the whole joke |
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- Why do seagulls fly over the sea?
Because if
they flew over the bay, they'd be baygulls (bagels,...Read the whole joke |
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- Did you hear about the chicken that wanted to
take ballet lessons?
"He wanted to be a hentertaine...Read the whole joke |
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- What kind of doctor does a duck
visit?
A
Ducktor....Read the whole joke |
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