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Title |
Category |
Hits |
Rating |
1 |
Great Tips and Suggestions - Old telephone books make ideal personal address books. Simply cross out the names and addresses of p...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
191 |
0 |
2 |
Dog Named Sex (Classic) - Usually everyone who has a dog would call the dog Rover or something. I call mine "Sex". Sex is a ve...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
174 |
0 |
3 |
Comeback Lines! - M: I know how to please a woman.W: Then please leave me alone.M: I want to give myself to you.W: Sor...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
220 |
0 |
4 |
The Bobbitt Prayer - Now I lay me down to sleep, I pray my penis I will keep, And if I wake and it is gone, I hope to fin...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
702 |
0 |
5 |
Condom Sponsors! - Imagine if major companies from all around the world started producing or sponsoring condoms. They w...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
186 |
0 |
6 |
Blondes and Beer In Hell - A fellow dies, goes to hell, and is surprised when confronted by a room full of beautiful blondes an...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
177 |
0 |
7 |
Amish Couple - Hear about the Amish couple that was getting a divorce after 55 years of marriage? he wife told the ...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
265 |
0 |
8 |
Mother Teresa's Constipation - Two nuns walk into a liquor store and one asked the clerk for the biggest bottle of Irish whisky he ...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
204 |
0 |
9 |
Priest and Nun Golfing - One day a priest and a nun went golfing.The first hole the priest missed an extremely easy put. He s...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
736 |
0 |
10 |
Le Pepper Please! - A French guest, staying in a hotel in Edmonton phoned room service for some pepper."Black pepper, or...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
169 |
0 |
11 |
African Missionary - Did you hear about the African missionary that gave some cannibals their first taste of religion?...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
425 |
0 |
12 |
Better Than Pork - An Irish priest and a Rabbi found themselves sharing a compartment on a train.After a while, the pri...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
200 |
0 |
13 |
Church Collection Distribution - Two priests and a rabbi were discussing what portion of the weekly collection they kept for themselv...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
188 |
0 |
14 |
The Parrots - A woman had two female parrots who were always yelling, "We're prostitutes, wanna have a little fun?...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
179 |
0 |
15 |
The Preacher and the Donkey - A preacher who wanted to raise money for his church was told there was a fortune in horse racing, so...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
188 |
0 |
16 |
My King Henry joke - Q: What would king Henry VIII be doing if he was alive right now?A: Scratching at the lid of his cof...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
166 |
0 |
17 |
Bedtime Prayer of the future - Now I lay me down to sleep,from the nightstand buttons beep.PC all set to download a file,and send t...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
185 |
0 |
18 |
Clinton's Clock - Bill Clinton made up a list of things he can say to his secretaries so they will know what he really...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
167 |
0 |
19 |
Who's Fishing? - A woman is in bed with her lover who also happens to be her husband's best friend. They make love fo...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
185 |
0 |
20 |
Fun Test! - TEST:******************************************************************* DO NOT SKIP AHEAD. Read thi...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
173 |
0 |
21 |
Major Cause of Divorce - Q: What's the major cause of divorce?A: Once is not enough....Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
321 |
0 |
22 |
Touched By Dallas Cowgirl - Q: What's the smart thing to do if a Dallas Cowgirl touches you?A: Touchback....Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
550 |
0 |
23 |
GOD'S - Quality Management Questionnaire - God would like to thank you for your belief and patronage. In order to better serve your needs, He a...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
184 |
0 |
24 |
A fly in my beer! - One day an Englishman, an American, and a Canadian walked into a pubtogether. The proceeded to each ...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
292 |
0 |
25 |
Two Canadian Seasons - In Canada we have two Seasons...six months of winter and six monthsof poor snowmobiling....Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
223 |
0 |