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Ode to spell checkers - |ODE TO A SPELL CHECKERby Jerrold H ZarI have a spelling checker.It came with my PC.It plane lee mar...Read the whole joke |
Computing Jokes |
305 |
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Computer used too long - |You know you have been on the computer too long when...When you are counting objects, you go "0,1,2...Read the whole joke |
Computing Jokes |
601 |
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3 |
Graphics work too much - |You've been in graphics too long if...by Chris ThornborrowMost of your friends can pronounce Gourau...Read the whole joke |
Computing Jokes |
322 |
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Bought a bad computer - |Top Ten Signs You Bought A Bad ComputerLower corner of screen has the words "Etch-a-sketch" on it. ...Read the whole joke |
Computing Jokes |
259 |
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5 |
Internet addictions - |Internet Addiction Disorder (IAD)As the incidence and prevalence of Internet Addiction Disorder (IA...Read the whole joke |
Computing Jokes |
612 |
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Ethical software group - |SEVEN SOFTWARE COMPANIES ADDED TO "WATCH LIST"New York, NJ, Nov. 11 -- People for the Ethical Treat...Read the whole joke |
Computing Jokes |
254 |
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7 |
Internet highway blues - |The Information Highway BluesMy baby's got my 486. My cellular phone's on the blink. My fax's gone ...Read the whole joke |
Computing Jokes |
239 |
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8 |
The computer prayer - |Our Morning Prayer . . .Our Hard Drive Which art internal Volume C by name; Thy code be clean, Thy ...Read the whole joke |
Computing Jokes |
311 |
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Surfing the Internet - |Surfin' the NetSo I think I'm in the clearthe boss is no where in sightI logon to the web and start...Read the whole joke |
Computing Jokes |
276 |
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User song and music - |User(To the tune of Beck's "Loser")In the day of sysop nerds I was a flunkieJolt in my brains and b...Read the whole joke |
Computing Jokes |
294 |
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Gender and computers - |Top nine reasons computers must be male:They have a lot of data but are still clueless. A better mo...Read the whole joke |
Computing Jokes |
279 |
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Top nine reasons computers must be female - |Picky, picky, picky. They hear what you say, but not what you mean. Beauty is only shell deep. When...Read the whole joke |
Computing Jokes |
247 |
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Definition of Windows - |Webster's Dictionary definition of Windows 95Windows95: n. 32 bit extensions and a graphical shell ...Read the whole joke |
Computing Jokes |
357 |
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The power of shifting - |Unleash the Power of Shift!Q: My shift keys have little arrows on them. Does that mean the *real* s...Read the whole joke |
Computing Jokes |
661 |
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100 Buckets of Bits - |100 Buckets of Bits100 buckets of bits on the bus 100 buckets of bits Take one down, short it to gr...Read the whole joke |
Computing Jokes |
97 |
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AOL addiction poem - |My computer broke down. It crashed and burned! And for my AOL, I really yearned! I tried to stay bu...Read the whole joke |
Computing Jokes |
2987 |
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Microsoft versus GM - |Microsoft vs. GMAt a recent computer expo (COMDEX), Bill Gates reportedly compared the computer ind...Read the whole joke |
Computing Jokes |
331 |
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Marketing translations - |Cracking an international market is a goal of most growing corporations. It shouldn't be that hard,...Read the whole joke |
Ethnical Jokes |
628 |
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English is really crazy - |There is no egg in eggplant nor ham in hamburger; neither apple nor pine in pineapple. English muff...Read the whole joke |
Ethnical Jokes |
256 |
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Jump out of the plane - |An Englishman, Frenchman, Mexican, and Texan were flying across country on a small plane when the p...Read the whole joke |
Ethnical Jokes |
252 |
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A cultural comparison - |Aussies: Dislike being mistaken for Pommies (Brits) when abroad. Canadians: Are rather indignant ab...Read the whole joke |
Ethnical Jokes |
3000 |
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Measuring on the job - |There were three Aggies; one crane operator, one pole climber, one guide. The guide tied the crane ...Read the whole joke |
Ethnical Jokes |
257 |
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Why English is tough - |Twenty-one reasons why English is hard to learn.1. The bandage was wound around the wound.2. The fa...Read the whole joke |
Ethnical Jokes |
261 |
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English is very strange - |Did you know that "verb" is a noun? How can you look up words in a dictionary if you can't spell th...Read the whole joke |
Ethnical Jokes |
253 |
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Defining these words - |For more than 30 years, New York magazine has run a contest in which contestants take a well-known ...Read the whole joke |
Ethnical Jokes |
243 |
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