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Title |
Category |
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Parent jokes - A man speaks frantically into the phone, "My
wife is pregnant, and
her contractions are only two...Read the whole joke |
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1228 |
0 |
2 |
0 - A man
and his wife were making their first
doctor visit, the wife being
pregnant with their fi...Read the whole joke |
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1197 |
0 |
3 |
0 - The man passed out in a dead faint as he came
out of
his front door onto the porch.
Someone ...Read the whole joke |
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1300 |
0 |
4 |
Pig jokes - Why did the pig go to the casino ?
To play the
slop machine !...Read the whole joke |
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268 |
0 |
5 |
0 - What do you call a pig with three eyes?
...A
piiig...Read the whole joke |
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609 |
0 |
6 |
0 - A city child came running into the farmhouse. "No
wonder
that mama pig is so big," she yelled.
...Read the whole joke |
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268 |
0 |
7 |
0 - A
pig's favorite movie:
The Monster That
Ate New York....Read the whole joke |
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242 |
0 |
8 |
0 - All our pigs are learning karate.
Oh, I don't
believe that
No? Well, just watch out for their ...Read the whole joke |
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243 |
0 |
9 |
Political jokes - Republicans say "Merry Christmas!"
Democrats say "Happy Holidays!"...Read the whole joke |
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219 |
2.5 |
10 |
0 - Republicans help the poor during
the
holidays by sending 50, one buck at a time, to panhandlers ...Read the whole joke |
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212 |
0 |
11 |
0 - Democrats get back at the Republicans on
their Christmas list by
giving them fruitcakes.
Repub...Read the whole joke |
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222 |
0 |
12 |
0 - Democrats let
their kids open all the
gifts on Christmas Eve.
Republicans make their kids wait...Read the whole joke |
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572 |
0 |
13 |
0 - When
toasting the holidays, Republicans
ask for eggnog or mulled wine.
Democrats ask for a "Bu...Read the whole joke |
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226 |
0 |
14 |
Police jokes - The Boston taxi driver backed into the
stationary
fruit stall and within seconds he had a cop be...Read the whole joke |
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230 |
0 |
15 |
0 - Driving to work, a gentlman had to swerve to
avoid a box that fell
out of a truck in front of hi...Read the whole joke |
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220 |
0 |
16 |
0 - A policeman pulls a man over
for speeding
and asks him to get out of the car. After looking the ...Read the whole joke |
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251 |
0 |
17 |
0 - A
local policeman had just finished his
shift one cold November evening and
was at home with h...Read the whole joke |
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287 |
0 |
18 |
0 - A new man
is brought into Prison Cell 102.
Already there is a long-time resident who looks 1...Read the whole joke |
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233 |
0 |
19 |
Rabbit jokes - A bumble bee was chasing a rabbit. Finally the
bee turned around and flew away. Why?
The rabbit...Read the whole joke |
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1142 |
0 |
20 |
0 - Baby Rabbit: Mommy, where did I come
from?
Mother Rabbit: I'll tell you when you're older.
B...Read the whole joke |
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1346 |
2.5 |
21 |
0 - Did you hear about the rabbit who got a job in a
watch factory?
Alike did was stand around makin...Read the whole joke |
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1134 |
0 |
22 |
0 - Did you hear about the egg
laden rabbit who
jumps off bridges?
He's the Easter Bungee!...Read the whole joke |
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1204 |
0 |
23 |
0 - Did you hear about the pub owner who raised
a baby rabbit?
It was an inn-grown hare!...Read the whole joke |
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1152 |
0 |
24 |
Religious jokes - A local priest and pastor stood by the side
of
the road holding up a sign that said, "The End is...Read the whole joke |
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232 |
0 |
25 |
0 - A little girl spoke to her teacher about
whales.
The teacher said it was physically impossible...Read the whole joke |
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242 |
0 |