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Title |
Category |
Hits |
Rating |
1 |
New scientific element : MAN - Element Name: MANSymbol: XYAtomic Weight: (180 +/- 50)Physical properties: Solid at room temperature...Read the whole joke |
Men Jokes |
248 |
0 |
2 |
Ears lookin at you! - A man with no ears is trying to find a new reporter for their news show. The first candidate walks i...Read the whole joke |
Men Jokes |
317 |
0 |
3 |
About last night - After the annual office Christmas party blow-out, John woke up with a pounding headache, cotton-mout...Read the whole joke |
Men Jokes |
3649 |
4.03125 |
4 |
Men and blondes - Why do men prefer blondes? Men always like intellectual company....Read the whole joke |
Men Jokes |
278 |
0 |
5 |
Men at 35.. - A woman of 35 thinks of having children. What does a man of 35 think of? Dating children....Read the whole joke |
Men Jokes |
666 |
0 |
6 |
Black widow spiders - Why do black widow spiders kill their males after mating? To stop the snoring before it starts....Read the whole joke |
Men Jokes |
377 |
0 |
7 |
men chasing women - Why do men chase women they have no intention of marrying? For the same reason dogs chase cars they ...Read the whole joke |
Men Jokes |
628 |
0 |
8 |
what men hear when women speak - What a woman says: "This place is a mess C'mon, you and I need to clean up. Your stuff is lying on t...Read the whole joke |
Men Jokes |
410 |
0 |
9 |
why - Why do only 10% of men go to heaven?Because if they all went it would be hell!...Read the whole joke |
Men Jokes |
294 |
0 |
10 |
50-50 relationship - What do men consider a 50-50 relationship?We cook, they eat! We clean, they dirty! We iron, they wri...Read the whole joke |
Men Jokes |
79 |
0 |
11 |
blonde - Why are dumb blonde jokes only one liners?So men can understand them!...Read the whole joke |
Men Jokes |
602 |
2.5 |
12 |
sperm - Why does it take 100 sperm to fertilize 1 egg?Because men won't stop for directions!...Read the whole joke |
Men Jokes |
649 |
0 |
13 |
Men say the smartest things when... - Men say the smartest things when they start the sentence with "A woman once told me..."...Read the whole joke |
Men Jokes |
654 |
0 |
14 |
Sewage, Oh no - When a man attempted to siphon gasoline from a motor home parked on a Seattle street, he got much mo...Read the whole joke |
Men Jokes |
283 |
0 |
15 |
60 Things Not to Say to a Naked Guy - 1. I've smoked fatter joints than that. 2. Ahh, it's cute. 3. Who circumcised you? 4. Why don't we j...Read the whole joke |
Men Jokes |
105 |
0 |
16 |
Men Are Like Toilets.. - Men are like toilets -- either they're taken, or full of crap!...Read the whole joke |
Men Jokes |
301 |
0 |
17 |
Men Don't Like Safe Sex - What is a man's idea of safe sex? A padded headboard....Read the whole joke |
Men Jokes |
311 |
0 |
18 |
Computer Diagnosis - One day Bill complained to his friend that his elbow really hurt. His friend suggested that he go to...Read the whole joke |
Men Jokes |
315 |
0 |
19 |
what would happen if your dog's... - Did you ever stop to wonder what would happen if your dog's name was Mypenis?- Mypenis ate my homewo...Read the whole joke |
Men Jokes |
371 |
0 |
20 |
All Aboard - A mother was working in the kitchen listening to her son playing with his new electric train in the ...Read the whole joke |
Men Jokes |
3973 |
4.59375 |
21 |
Gonna Get Lucky - A young man goes into a drug store to buy condoms.The pharmacist says the condoms come in packs of 3...Read the whole joke |
Men Jokes |
318 |
0 |
22 |
seconds to live - Man walks into the Doctors office. "I have the results of your test and I'm afraid your going to die...Read the whole joke |
Men Jokes |
329 |
0 |
23 |
Friends - Have you heard the one about the homosexual who wanted to enlarge the circle of his friends?...Read the whole joke |
Men Jokes |
286 |
0 |
24 |
The Wrong Way - As a old man was driving down the freeway, his car phone rang.Answering, he heard his wife's voice u...Read the whole joke |
Men Jokes |
290 |
0 |
25 |
Presidential Debate Drinking Game - Since I couldn?t find a good drinking game for the upcoming Presidential debates online, I decided t...Read the whole joke |
Political Jokes |
253 |
0 |