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Title |
Category |
Hits |
Rating |
1 |
What do you call a nun riding piggyback on the... - What do you call a nun riding piggyback on the hunchback of Notre Dame?Virgin on the ridiculous....Read the whole joke |
Religion |
253 |
0 |
2 |
A crowd had gathered around a whore and... - A crowd had gathered around a whore and they were about to stone her.Jesus stepped in front of her a...Read the whole joke |
Religion |
2249 |
0 |
3 |
A young priest, who is still unsure of the penance to dole out... - A young priest, who is still unsure of the penance to dole out duringconfession, asks an older pries...Read the whole joke |
Religion |
212 |
0 |
4 |
What's the difference between a rabbi and a priest? - What's the difference between a rabbi and a priest?A rabbi cuts it off, and a priest sucks it off....Read the whole joke |
Religion |
287 |
0 |
5 |
What was the First Commandment? - What was the First Commandment?"Adam, eat my pussy."...Read the whole joke |
Religion |
260 |
0 |
6 |
What's the difference between Jesus and... - Q: What's the difference between Jesus and a picture of Jesus?A: It only takes one nail to hang the ...Read the whole joke |
Religion |
273 |
0 |
7 |
Did you hear about the dyslectic agnostic with insomnia? - Q: Did you hear about the dyslectic agnostic with insomnia?A: He used to lay awake at night wonderin...Read the whole joke |
Religion |
249 |
0 |
8 |
Divine Right - Several years ago, the Catholic Church required women to wear a headcovering in order to enter the s...Read the whole joke |
Religion |
273 |
0 |
9 |
Two Irishmen were digging a ditch directly across from a brothel... - Two Irishmen were digging a ditch directly across from a brothel.Suddenly, they saw a rabbi walk up ...Read the whole joke |
Religion |
188 |
0 |
10 |
A Lutheran pastor, a Catholic priest and a Rabbi... - A Lutheran pastor, a Catholic priest and a Rabbi were fishing from a boatnot from the lake shore. Th...Read the whole joke |
Religion |
2297 |
0 |
11 |
A dangerous animal - The preacher was wired for sound with a lapel mike, and as he preached, he moved briskly about the p...Read the whole joke |
Religion |
2385 |
0 |
12 |
Jesus and Moses are sitting in a boat fishing... - Jesus and Moses are sitting in a boat fishing and Jesus says to Moses "I want to do a miracle so we ...Read the whole joke |
Religion |
280 |
0 |
13 |
A stupid dog - While leading the Friday evening services, the Rabbi noticed a member ofthe congregation, Bernie, wa...Read the whole joke |
Religion |
2418 |
0 |
14 |
A man was leaving church one day... - A man was leaving church one day. The Pastor was standing at the door (as he always is) to shake han...Read the whole joke |
Religion |
2002 |
2.5 |
15 |
An anti-bat spray - Three Pastors from the south were having lunch in a diner. One said, "Ya know, since summer started ...Read the whole joke |
Religion |
278 |
0 |
16 |
Change my mind - The church was conducting its annual fund drive. One member of the congregation said, "I give ten do...Read the whole joke |
Religion |
244 |
0 |
17 |
A preacher was completing a temperance sermon... - A preacher was completing a temperance sermon: with great expression he said, "If I had all the beer...Read the whole joke |
Religion |
2231 |
0 |
18 |
And Jesus said unto his disciples... - And Jesus said unto his disciples, "Whom do men say that I am?"And His disciples answered unto Him, ...Read the whole joke |
Religion |
260 |
0 |
19 |
What's the difference between a nun and a woman... - What's the difference between a nun and a woman taking a shower?The nun has hope in her soul....Read the whole joke |
Religion |
624 |
0 |
20 |
Two nuns were driving alone out in the boonies... - Two nuns were driving alone out in the boonies. They ran out of gas. Fortunately they could walk to ...Read the whole joke |
Religion |
176 |
0 |
21 |
What do a priest and a Christmas tree have in common? - Q. What do a priest and a Christmas tree have in common?A. They both have balls just for decoration....Read the whole joke |
Religion |
241 |
0 |
22 |
How can you tell if someone is half Catholic and half Jewish? - Q. How can you tell if someone is half Catholic and half Jewish?A. When he goes to confession, he ta...Read the whole joke |
Religion |
217 |
0 |
23 |
Where to send him? - A Jesuit, a Dominican and a Franciscan were walking along an old road, debating the greatness of the...Read the whole joke |
Religion |
184 |
0 |
24 |
On the airplane on his way back to Rome, the Pope was... - On the airplane on his way back to Rome, the Pope was doing a crossword puzzle. After a while, he tu...Read the whole joke |
Religion |
245 |
0 |
25 |
The only true religion - One day God called the Pope, and he said "John Paul I have good news and bad news. First the good ne...Read the whole joke |
Religion |
260 |
0 |