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Title |
Category |
Hits |
Rating |
1 |
How old am I? - A kid goes up to his father and says, "Hey, Pop, know how old I am today?"His father says, "No...how...Read the whole joke |
Children |
387 |
0 |
2 |
Johnny, give me a sentence starting with... - Teacher: Johnny, give me a sentence starting with "I".Little Johnny: I is...Teacher: No, Little John...Read the whole joke |
Children |
368 |
0 |
3 |
A rabbi said to a precocious six-year-old boy... - A rabbi said to a precocious six-year-old boy: "So your mother saysyour prayers for you each night? ...Read the whole joke |
Children |
350 |
0 |
4 |
A failed attempt - Little Johnny watched, fascinated, as his mother smoothed cold creamon her face."Why do you do that,...Read the whole joke |
Children |
2512 |
1.75 |
5 |
A lost skill - This preacher was looking for a good used lawnmower one day. He found oneat a yard sale that Little ...Read the whole joke |
Children |
2744 |
0 |
6 |
A little boy and his dad are standing in line... - A little boy and his dad are standing in line at the grocery store behind a big fat lady. The little...Read the whole joke |
Children |
2280 |
0 |
7 |
Who discovered North America? - Teacher: Little Johnny, go to the map and find North America.Little Johnny: Here it is!Teacher: Corr...Read the whole joke |
Children |
238 |
0 |
8 |
How can one person make so many stupid mistakes in one day? - Teacher: How can one person make so many stupid mistakes in one day?Little Johnny: I get up early....Read the whole joke |
Children |
387 |
0 |
9 |
A little nine year old girl was in church with her mother... - A little nine year old girl was in church with her mother when she started feeling ill. "Mommy," she...Read the whole joke |
Children |
2255 |
0 |
10 |
A new method - It's the first day of school and the teacher told her kindergarten class,"If anyone has to go to the...Read the whole joke |
Children |
2558 |
0 |
11 |
A teacher was having trouble teaching arithmetic... - A teacher was having trouble teaching arithmetic to Little Johnny . So she said , "If you reached in...Read the whole joke |
Children |
292 |
0 |
12 |
Little Johnny was assigned a paper on childbirth... - Little Johnny was assigned a paper on childbirth and asked his mother, "How was I born?" "The stork ...Read the whole joke |
Children |
267 |
0 |
13 |
Gone fishing - Henry Abel's son, David, burst into the house, crying like everything.His Mama asked him what the pr...Read the whole joke |
Children |
329 |
0 |
14 |
Ear - Little Johnny was in a spelling bee in class. He had to spell the word and use it in a sentence. The...Read the whole joke |
Children |
336 |
0 |
15 |
Following the sign - Teacher: Why are you late?Little Johnny: Because of the sign.Teacher: What sign?Little Johnny: The o...Read the whole joke |
Children |
282 |
0 |
16 |
Quick and clear - A son comes to his dad and says:- Dad, i gotta tell you something- Ok, Quick and clear!- 100 bucks...Read the whole joke |
Children |
336 |
0 |
17 |
Mom, can little girls have babies? - Little Johnny came running into the house and asked,"Mommy, can little girls have babies?""No", said...Read the whole joke |
Children |
281 |
0 |
18 |
At school Little Johnny was told by a classmate... - At school Little Johnny was told by a classmate that most adults are hiding at least one dark secret...Read the whole joke |
Children |
261 |
0 |
19 |
Little Johnny walked into his dad's bedroom... - Little Johnny walked into his dad's bedroom one day only catch him sitting on the side of his bed sl...Read the whole joke |
Children |
262 |
0 |
20 |
Count till fifty - The teacher walked into the classroom to find words like "cunt" and "cock" scrawled all over the bla...Read the whole joke |
Children |
361 |
0 |
21 |
A little boy did not go to school one day... - A little boy did not go to school one day. The next day when the teacher asked him why, he said "Our...Read the whole joke |
Children |
2150 |
2 |
22 |
Little Johnny goes into a pharmacy and asks... - Little Johnny goes into a pharmacy and asks the chemist for some rubbers.The chemist puts a pack of ...Read the whole joke |
Children |
334 |
0 |
23 |
A fifth grader looked downcast, so her teacher asked... - A fifth grader looked downcast, so her teacher asked, "What's theproblem, Carol? I hope it's not ho...Read the whole joke |
Children |
2154 |
0 |
24 |
Two poor kids were invited by a rich kid... - Two poor kids were invited by a rich kid to a swimming party at his pool. When they were changing in...Read the whole joke |
Children |
405 |
0 |
25 |
A little period - The kindergarten class had a homework assignment to find out about something exciting and relate it ...Read the whole joke |
Children |
2424 |
0 |