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Title |
Category |
Hits |
Rating |
1 |
Dear God (Christmas) - Johnny was, by all accounts, the worst eight year old kid on earth. He stole, lied, beat-up his sist...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
174 |
0 |
2 |
Christmas and a day at the office? - Q: Why is Christmas just like a day at the office?A: You do all the work and the fat guy with the su...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
179 |
0 |
3 |
The Angel atop a Christmas Tree - On Christmas Eve Santa Claus was getting ready for his annual trip.As he pulled his favorite pair of...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
186 |
0 |
4 |
Top 10 signs of a bad christmas tree. - Top 10 signs you bought a bad christmas tree:10. Two feet tall, forty feet wide9. Salesman's opening...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
145 |
0 |
5 |
The problem with Santa! - 1. No known species of reindeer can fly. BUT there are 300,000 species of living organisms yet to be...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
191 |
0 |
6 |
Microsoft and Santa - NORTH POLE (API) - MICROSOFT announced an agreement with Santa Claus Industries to acquire Christmas...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
202 |
0 |
7 |
Restructuring at the North Pole - The recent announcement that Donner and Blitzen have elected to take the early reindeer retirement p...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
170 |
0 |
8 |
Donald Duck - Donald Duck walked into a drugstore & asked for a packet of condoms."Certainly, sir" said the lady b...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
204 |
0 |
9 |
Off the cliff! - The car sped off the highway, went through the guardrail, rolled down a cliff, bounced off a tree an...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
320 |
0 |
10 |
Paint the Porch - Hobo shows up at the front door of a grand mansion. The owner comes to the door. Hobo says, "Sir, I ...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
321 |
0 |
11 |
What\\\\\\\'s invisible & smells like carrots? - What's invisible & smells like carrots?Bunny Farts!...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
183 |
0 |
12 |
Signs that you are an Internet Junkie. - ADDICTED INTERNET JUNKIE!!!!1. A friend stops to see you since your phone has been busy-----for a ye...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
159 |
0 |
13 |
Eye-Popping Tongue Twister - A guy boards his plane bound for Pittsburgh and sits down in his seat.He notices immediately that th...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
148 |
0 |
14 |
What\\\\\\\'s the definition of strain? - Q: What's the definition of strain?A: Teeth marks in the toilet seat!...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
165 |
0 |
15 |
Fruit joke! - What have an apple and an orange got in common?Neither of them can drive a tractor!...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
137 |
0 |
16 |
If PCs Were Toasters... - If IBM made toasters ...They would want one big toaster where people bring bread to be submitted for...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
113 |
0 |
17 |
Thoughts - Before they invented drawing boards, what did they go back to? Why is it called tourist season if we...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
129 |
0 |
18 |
A Chicago man in hell. - A Chicago man dies and goes to hell.When he gets there, the devil comes over to welcome him. The dev...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
367 |
0 |
19 |
Firearms - There was a man at a gas station, pumping gas into his truck. Whilepumping he got gas on his arm. He...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
204 |
0 |
20 |
Children\'s worst book titles! - Children's worst book titles!You Were an Accident Strangers Have the Best Candy The Little Sissy Who...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
489 |
0 |
21 |
Flying! - Q: Why did the blond jump off the bridge?A: To see if her maxipad really had wings.....Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
137 |
0 |
22 |
Flaming Airplane - Four guys were in an airplane, which was going down in flames. There were only 3 parachutes, though....Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
249 |
0 |
23 |
Spice Girl\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\'s Lightbulb Joke - Q: How many Spice Girls does it take to change a light bulb ?A: They can't sing, they can't dance an...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
182 |
0 |
24 |
POE and PCs - Once upon a midnight dreary, fingers cramped and vision bleary, System manuals piled high and wasted...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
143 |
0 |
25 |
White House - Why is the White House called the White House?Answer: Sperm ain't purple!...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
182 |
0 |