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Internet jokes - Who runs the 100 acre wood
website?
www.innie the pooh....Read the whole joke |
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247 |
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2 |
0 - Who started the campfire website?
Some
bright spark....Read the whole joke |
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253 |
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3 |
0 - Why do you keep going back to that fishing
website?
I can't help it, I'm hooked....Read the whole joke |
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276 |
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4 |
0 - You need to log on to the window repair
website!
I did - but it gave me a pane!...Read the whole joke |
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217 |
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5 |
0 - I spent the whole evening
knotsurfing!
Don't you mean netsurfing?
No, everyone was complaining b...Read the whole joke |
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223 |
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6 |
0 - How do nuns surf the web? On the
Hymnternet....Read the whole joke |
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254 |
0 |
7 |
0 - How are you getting on
with the
Internet?
Surf far, so good....Read the whole joke |
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312 |
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8 |
0 - My dog likes to sit down each evening and
surf the
Net.
What an intelligent animal!
Not really...Read the whole joke |
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262 |
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9 |
0 - Teacher: If you spend all your time sitting
round playing on the Internet, you'll be fat and use...Read the whole joke |
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297 |
0 |
10 |
0 - What happened when the schoool bully went
netsurfing?
The goalkeeper kicked him out of the footba...Read the whole joke |
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279 |
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11 |
0 - What surfs the
Internet and goes, 'Choo,
Choo'?
Thomas the Search Engine....Read the whole joke |
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347 |
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12 |
0 - What's hairy, dangerous and only surfs the
Net when there's a full moon?
The www.erewolf....Read the whole joke |
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593 |
0 |
13 |
0 - Who sits at the end of the yellow brick road
surfing
the Net?
The www.izard of Oz....Read the whole joke |
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301 |
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14 |
0 - Who surfs the Net by pecking at the
keyboard?
www.oody www.oodpecker....Read the whole joke |
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341 |
0 |
15 |
0 - Why are elephants no good at Net
surfing?
Because they're scared of the mouse....Read the whole joke |
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269 |
0 |
16 |
0 - Does your dog know how how to
surf the
internet?
No - but he's got a ruff idea....Read the whole joke |
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593 |
0 |
17 |
0 - Why are frogs no good at
websurfing?
Computers have them toad-ily confused....Read the whole joke |
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264 |
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18 |
0 - Why couldn't the baby camel
surf the
Internet?
Because whenever his parents saw their phone bil...Read the whole joke |
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315 |
0 |
19 |
0 - Why was Cinderella able to surf the
web?
Because he footman turned into a mouse....Read the whole joke |
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263 |
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20 |
0 - Do you enjoy websurfing?
No way! my mum
warned me to stay away from the net!...Read the whole joke |
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274 |
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21 |
0 - Do you like
surfing the net?
Oh yes,
I've really taken a shine to it. (Moon to Sun)...Read the whole joke |
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332 |
0 |
22 |
0 - How do heavy
metal bands surf the
web?
On the Din-ternet....Read the whole joke |
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267 |
0 |
23 |
0 - Have you seen www.tomatosauce.com?
No,
I'll ketchup with it later....Read the whole joke |
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362 |
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0 - Have you seen www.topsecret.com?
If I
have, I'm not going to tell you....Read the whole joke |
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309 |
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25 |
0 - Have you seen
www.usedmatch.com?
Yes,
but I didn't find it striking....Read the whole joke |
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656 |
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