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Car and train jokes - A man was in court charged with
parking his car in a restricted area. The judge asked if he had ...Read the whole joke |
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0 - On Fred's 17th
birthday, his Dad
said he'd take him out for his first driving lesson.
As they ...Read the whole joke |
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251 |
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3 |
0 - What is an autobiography?
The life
story of an automobile....Read the whole joke |
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306 |
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4 |
0 - What is an autograph?
A chart which
shows car sales....Read the whole joke |
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249 |
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0 - Learner driver: What happens when
everything's coming your way? Instructor: You're in the wrong ...Read the whole joke |
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271 |
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6 |
0 - "Take the wheel, Harry!" said the
nervous lady driver. "There's a tree
coming straight for us!"...Read the whole joke |
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325 |
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7 |
0 - A man whose son had just passed his
driving
test went home one evening and found that the boy ha...Read the whole joke |
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650 |
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0 - You know all that talk about backseat
driving?
Well, I've been driving all my life and can s...Read the whole joke |
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282 |
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0 - My sister's a really bad driver.
What makes you say that?
Every time she goes out in the car, ...Read the whole joke |
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287 |
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10 |
0 - A motorist ran into a shop.
"Do you
own a black and white cat?" he asked. "No," replied the
ma...Read the whole joke |
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327 |
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0 - A passenger train is creeping along,
slowly. Finally it creaks to a
halt. A passenger sees a con...Read the whole joke |
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293 |
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0 - How did the woman feel when she got run
over by a
car?
Tired....Read the whole joke |
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0 - Why is it not safe to doze on trains?
Because they run over sleepers....Read the whole joke |
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317 |
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0 - What's the difference between a
schoolteacher and a train driver?
A schoolteacher says, "Spit ...Read the whole joke |
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335 |
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0 - Which snakes are found on cars?
Windscreen vipers....Read the whole joke |
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0 - Motorist: When I bought this car you
told me it
was rust-free, but underneath it's covered with ...Read the whole joke |
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0 - Motorist: Does a deer have a
horn?
Police Officer: No, a deer has two horns.
Motorist: Then it m...Read the whole joke |
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0 - Police Officer: Why are you driving in a
bathing suit?
Motorist: I'm in a car pool....Read the whole joke |
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0 - Police Officer: Why were you
speeding?
Women Driver: I was late for traffic school....Read the whole joke |
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0 - Policeman: Are you going
to a
fire?
Motorist: No, I'm trying to prevent one. That's what my bos...Read the whole joke |
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283 |
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0 - Policeman: Did you realize you just
missed that bus with your car?
Motorist: Did you want me to...Read the whole joke |
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282 |
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0 - Policeman: Didn't you hear me
whistle at you?
Woman Driver: Sure, but I don't flirt when I driv...Read the whole joke |
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0 - Policeman: Didn't you hear my
siren?
Motorist: Sure, that's why I sped up....Read the whole joke |
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0 - Policeman: Didn't you see my
lights
flashing?
Motorist: No, I was going faster than the speed o...Read the whole joke |
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0 - Policeman:
Didn't you see that stop
sign?
Driver: I keep my eyes closed in traffic....Read the whole joke |
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637 |
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