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Title |
Category |
Hits |
Rating |
1 |
Little johnny's parents - One day at school, the teacher sees cuts and bruises all over little johnny's body. Worried, she ask...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
255 |
0 |
2 |
Early retirement - The pentagon recently found it had too many generals and offered an early retirement bonus. They pro...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
410 |
0 |
3 |
HillBilly Memories - There was a reporter from the city stuck in a small mountainous town in W.Va. He decided to use the ...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
253 |
0 |
4 |
Learn how to talk southern - Write down on a peice of paper:M R ducksM R notO S A RC M wangsL I BM R ducksNow have somebody say i...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
152 |
0 |
5 |
Little johnny at school - One day at the end of class little Johnny's teacher has the class go home and think of a story and t...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
238 |
2.5 |
6 |
Your mom is soooo fat... - Your mom is so fat, I can get morning exercise by running around here!...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
277 |
0 |
7 |
Your mom is so fat... - Your mom is so fat, that I knew her all my life, and I still haven't seen all of her!...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
226 |
0 |
8 |
Woman - What do you say to a woman with two black eyes?Nothing, you already told her to shut up twice....Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
225 |
0 |
9 |
Affluance - A rich society lady was being driven home in the rain when her Rolls Royce gets a puncture.The car s...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
356 |
0 |
10 |
Stinky momma. - Your momma so stanky...when she passes by the toilet it flushes!!!...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
227 |
0 |
11 |
The Enterprise/Toilet Paper - Q: What does the Star Trek Enterprise and tiolet paper have in common?A: They both circle around ura...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
224 |
0 |
12 |
FROG - What did one Lesbian frog say to the other Lesbian frog?You know what...we DO taste like chicken!...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
217 |
0.5 |
13 |
Celebration - A young man walks up and sits at the bar. "What can I get you?" the bartender inquires."I want 6 sho...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
236 |
0 |
14 |
Whom To Marry - There is a man who has three girlfriends, but he does not know which one to marry. So he decides to ...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
161 |
0 |
15 |
Two Black Eyes - Jack was returning to work Monday morning with two black eyes. His work mates were understandably cu...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
173 |
0 |
16 |
If You Love The Lord - The other day I went to the local religious book store, where I saw a HONK IF YOU LOVE JESUS bumper ...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
148 |
0 |
17 |
The Duck Hunt - One day a man went hunting for ducks. When he was done he was going to his Chevy and he got a vist f...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
159 |
0 |
18 |
Colors of Your Sex - If your favorite color is:RED Tend to be tigers in the sack. They are easily aroused and enjoy sex i...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
233 |
1 |
19 |
Wife - What's the difference between a terrorist and a wife?You can negotiate with the terrorist!...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
170 |
0 |
20 |
Messed up teeth - Your mama's teeth are so messed up....i thought her tongue was in jail!...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
445 |
0 |
21 |
Throw Up! - Knock Knock.Who's there?StanStan who?Stan back or I'll be sick on your shoe!!!!...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
147 |
0 |
22 |
Conflict of Interest - Having lawyers create laws is like have doctors create diseases!...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
191 |
0 |
23 |
Learning to Cuss - Two little kids, aged six and eight, decide it's time to learn how to swear. So, the eight-year-old ...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
155 |
0 |
24 |
Who's Child? - One day the African chief's wife gave birth to a white child and the chief was absolutely stunned. H...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
218 |
0 |
25 |
Sex Statistics - A businessman boards a flight and is lucky enough to be seated next to an absolutely gorgeous woman....Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
146 |
0 |