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Title |
Category |
Hits |
Rating |
1 |
The talking Cuckoo clock. - Just after I got married, I decided to have a night with "the boys." I told the misses that I would ...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
190 |
0 |
2 |
6 inches - What is 6 inches long.....Has a big head....Woman love it????? A $100 dollar bill!...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
100 |
0 |
3 |
Wee Jordy - One day wee jordy was out walking with his lass in the fields of scotland,while walking through the ...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
276 |
0 |
4 |
Huey, Dewy, and Puddles. - A young girl is wandering through a park in the pouring rain, when she comes across 3 dogs. Being a ...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
132 |
0 |
5 |
Putting it in. - A married man goes to confessional and tells the priest, "I had an affair with a woman - almost."The...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
209 |
0 |
6 |
Nun on a date - What does a nun wear on a date?A Cross Your Heart Bra and No-nonsense pantyhose....Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
177 |
0 |
7 |
Smarter - This is not only philosophical but is obviously pure science.A herd of buffalo can move only as fast...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
155 |
0 |
8 |
Pierced ears for pirates - How much do pirates pay to get their ears pierced?A Buccaneer!...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
165 |
0 |
9 |
BB's - There was this family who lived in the country, and the father took his boy out shooting. When they ...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
356 |
0 |
10 |
7 Shots of Vodka! - Man goes to the bar and says "bartender, give me 7 shots of Vodka." The bartender says "Ok, but pal ...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
77 |
0 |
11 |
St Peter and the Three Nuns - Three Nuns died and were up at outside the gates of Heaven. St. Peter wasthere with them. St. Peter ...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
196 |
0 |
12 |
Elmo - What was the last thing they gave to Elmo before he left the factory?2 testtickles!...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
141 |
0 |
13 |
Ways to Annoy People - 1. Leave the copy machine set to 99 copies, reduce 200%, extra dark, 17-inch paper.2. In the memo fi...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
146 |
0 |
14 |
Jellybean - Why did the jellybean jump off the cliff ?Because he wanted to be a smarty!...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
387 |
0 |
15 |
The Special Pig - One day a man drove by a farm and saw a three-legged pig. The man went up to the farmer and said, "E...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
234 |
0 |
16 |
The Kennedys - Did you hear there is a new movie out about the Kennedys?It's called Three Funerals and a Wedding....Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
230 |
0 |
17 |
Make a Wish - 10 year old Johnny's mother, who was a hard working single mom, had been promising for some time now...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
398 |
0 |
18 |
Play Pens - Mary Simpson was almost crazy with her three kids. She complained to her best friend, "They're drivi...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
250 |
0 |
19 |
Gold medal - What's better than winning the gold medal at the special olympics?Not being retarded!...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
204 |
0 |
20 |
Roses for the Wife - Rufus bought his wife Lula-bell a bouquet of twelve long-stemmed roses for her birtday. Lula-bell ga...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
137 |
0 |
21 |
Top 50 Jokes! - Montreal Gazette's Top 50 Jokes from the 1999 Just For Laughs festival. ----------------------------...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
159 |
0 |
22 |
Young Man ! - Three old ladies went for a walk in the park, they were suddenly approached by a man who flashed at ...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
188 |
0 |
23 |
YO MOMMA'S So OLD... - Yo Momma's so old she got powderd milk in her boobs!...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
146 |
0 |
24 |
Yo mamma so stupid... - Yo mamma so stupid she got hit by a parked car....Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
635 |
0 |
25 |
Yo Momma so nasty - Your momma so nasty she charges $10 for sex, gives ya lice, when ya comeback to complain she says - ...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
155 |
0 |