| # |
Title |
Category |
Hits |
Rating |
| 1 |
Men Are Like Noodles
- How are men like noodles?They're always in hot water, they lack taste, and they need dough....Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
162 |
0 |
| 2 |
Men Exercise On the Beach
- How do men exercise at the beach?By sucking in their stomachs every time they see a bikini....Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
167 |
0 |
| 3 |
Men and Situps
- What is the best way to get a man to do sit-ups?Put the remote control between his toes....Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
178 |
0 |
| 4 |
Men Resist Fatherhood
- Why do men resist becoming fathers?Because they aren't through yet being children....Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
172 |
0 |
| 5 |
Psychoanalysis Quicker For Men
- Why is psychoanalysis quicker for men than for women?When it's time to go back to childhood, he's al...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
198 |
0 |
| 6 |
Man and E.T.
- What's the difference between a man and E.T.?E.T. phoned home....Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
162 |
0 |
| 7 |
Man\\\' Help With Housework
- What's a man's idea of helping with the housework?Lifting his legs so you can vacuum....Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
261 |
0 |
| 8 |
Keeps Her Youth
- How does an older woman keep her youth?By giving him money!...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
341 |
0 |
| 9 |
Bonds And Men
- What's the difference between government bonds and men?Bonds mature....Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
166 |
0 |
| 10 |
Men Snore Because
- Why do men snore?When they fall asleep, their balls cover their assholes and they vapor lock....Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
176 |
0 |
| 11 |
No Hemorrhoids
- Why don't men get hemorrhoids?Because they are all perfect assholes!...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
143 |
0 |
| 12 |
More Brains Than Dogs
- Why are men endowed with a half ounce more brains than dogs?So they know not to embarrass themselves...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
205 |
0 |
| 13 |
Brain Missing
- What do you call a man with 99% of his brain missing?Castrated....Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
211 |
0 |
| 14 |
No Brained Women
- Why don't women have any brains?Because they don't have any testicles to put them in....Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
207 |
0 |
| 15 |
Dumb Part
- What's the dumbest part of a man's body?His penis. It has a head without a brain, it swings with two...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
208 |
2 |
| 16 |
Uncircumcised
- Why are some men uncircumcised?The doctors were afraid of causing brain damage to the infant....Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
465 |
0 |
| 17 |
Best Part
- Did you hear that they are going to stop circumcising men?They discovered they were throwing away th...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
189 |
0 |
| 18 |
Best Thing Out of...
- What's the best thing to come out of a penis?The wrinkles!...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
187 |
0 |
| 19 |
Why Name Penises
- Why do men name their penises?Because they don't like the idea of having a stranger make 90% of thei...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
189 |
0 |
| 20 |
Why Blonde Jokes Are One-liners
- Why are all dumb blonde jokes one-liners? So men can remember them. or So men can understand them....Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
188 |
0 |
| 21 |
Not the Sexiest Man Alive
- From David Letterman - Tuesday, January 31, 1995Top Ten Signs You're Not The Sexiest Man Alive10. Wh...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
167 |
0.5 |
| 22 |
Paradox of Men
- If you can't go down on them, you're not a good partner.If you can go down on them, they are jeolous...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
314 |
0 |
| 23 |
Problems and Male Gender
- Ever notice how so many of women's problems can be traced to the male gender?MENstruation, MENopause...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
192 |
0 |
| 24 |
Did You Miss Me?
- Seems my latest Freudian slip came just as my wife arrived back from a week-long business trip in To...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
199 |
0 |
| 25 |
Real Man Knows When She Orgasms
- How does a real man know whenever his girlfriend is having an orgasm?A real man doesn't care....Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
192 |
0 |
