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Apple jokes - What kind of apple isn't an apple?
A
pineapple....Read the whole joke |
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751 |
0 |
2 |
0 - What did the apple say to the apple
pie?
"You've got some crust."...Read the whole joke |
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383 |
0 |
3 |
0 - What did the worm want to do when he grew
up?
He wanted to join the Apple Core (Corps)....Read the whole joke |
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341 |
0 |
4 |
0 - Why don't apples smile
when you go bobbing
?
Because they're crab apples !...Read the whole joke |
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329 |
0 |
5 |
0 - What do you get if you cross a jogger
with an
apple pie ?
Puff pastry !...Read the whole joke |
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325 |
0 |
6 |
0 - Why did Eve want to move to New York ?
She
fell for the Big Apple !...Read the whole joke |
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296 |
0 |
7 |
0 - What did the Gorilla do with the apple
he was
holding in his hands?
He brought it to school and...Read the whole joke |
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335 |
0 |
8 |
0 - What's the difference between a worm and an
apple ?
Have you ever tried worm pie ?!...Read the whole joke |
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737 |
0 |
9 |
0 - What reads and lives in an apple ?
A bookworm
!...Read the whole joke |
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303 |
0 |
10 |
0 - If it took six pigs two hours to eat the apples
in the
orchard, how many hours would it take thr...Read the whole joke |
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347 |
0 |
11 |
Aviation jokes - A man is flying from Los Angeles to New York.
During the meal service, he
accidentally knocked...Read the whole joke |
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319 |
0 |
12 |
0 - A young lady was conducting a study in to
human sexual
behavior. She came
to the conclusion th...Read the whole joke |
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312 |
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13 |
0 - The Captain was
Jewish, and the new First
Officer was Chinese. It was the
first time they had ...Read the whole joke |
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326 |
0 |
14 |
0 - An
employee of USAir with the last name of
Gay boarded a USAir flight with
a free travel vouch...Read the whole joke |
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293 |
0 |
15 |
0 - During the heat of the space race in the
1960's, the U.S.
National
Aeronautics and Space Admin...Read the whole joke |
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298 |
0 |
16 |
0 - Southwest Airlines makes humor a high
priority. Here are some
actual humorous statements by ai...Read the whole joke |
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319 |
0 |
17 |
0 - Delta Airlines recently
introduced a
special half-fare rate for wives
accompanying their husba...Read the whole joke |
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712 |
0 |
18 |
0 - An airline stewardess was giving the standard
safety briefing to the
passengers. She had just ...Read the whole joke |
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309 |
0 |
19 |
0 - At one of the packed, Delta ticket counters
all of ticket
agents were
doing their best to poli...Read the whole joke |
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935 |
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20 |
0 - A mother and her son were
flying
"Southwest Airlines" from Kansas to
Chicago. The son (who had ...Read the whole joke |
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379 |
0 |
21 |
0 - Michael Jackson, Bill Clinton and Nelson
Mandela are in an airplane with
20 kids. The airplane...Read the whole joke |
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346 |
0 |
22 |
0 - An airplane was losing altitude
over the
Rocky Mountains. The pilot over
the intercom said that...Read the whole joke |
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326 |
0 |
23 |
0 - There were three guys in an
airplane. One
guy dropped
a rock, another dropped a brick, and the ...Read the whole joke |
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751 |
0 |
24 |
0 - No flight ever leaves on time unless you are
running
late and need the
delay to make the flight...Read the whole joke |
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307 |
0 |
25 |
0 - One day at a busy
airport, the passengers
on a commercial
airliner are seated, waiting for the ...Read the whole joke |
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332 |
0 |