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Marriage jokes - Today is my twenty-fifth wedding
anniversary.
Really?
Yes, I've been married twenty-five time...Read the whole joke |
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329 |
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0 - A woman was in court
charged with wounding her
husband. "But why did you stab him over a hundred...Read the whole joke |
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280 |
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0 - Young
Actor: Dad, guess what? I've just
got my first part in a play. I play
the part of a man ...Read the whole joke |
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0 - Marriage is a three-ring circus:
Engagement ring...
Wedding ring...
Suffering!!!...Read the whole joke |
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344 |
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5 |
0 - Why is a bride always out of luck on her
wedding day?
Because she never marries the best man....Read the whole joke |
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319 |
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6 |
0 - Why did the 280-pound girl
marry the
400-pound man?
She wanted a big wedding....Read the whole joke |
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253 |
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0 - Why was the broom late ?
It over swept
!...Read the whole joke |
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615 |
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8 |
0 - She was two thirds married once.
What do
you mean ?
Well, she turned up, the Minster turned up, ...Read the whole joke |
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276 |
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0 - Hey, you just shot my wife.
I'm so sorry,
have a shot at mine !...Read the whole joke |
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363 |
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0 - Where did the burgers go after
their
wedding?
On a bun-eymoon!...Read the whole joke |
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275 |
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0 - Q: How do you know when you're at a
hillbilly
wedding?
A: Everyone is sitting on the same side ...Read the whole joke |
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275 |
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0 - Q: How is a
marriage like a hot
bath?
A: Once you get used to it, it's not so hot....Read the whole joke |
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372 |
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0 - Before we got married,
I caught her in my
arms.
Now I catch her in my pockets....Read the whole joke |
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269 |
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0 - BARTENDER: I think you've had enough,
sir.
DRUNK: I just lost my wife, buddy!
BARTENDER: Well, i...Read the whole joke |
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339 |
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0 - Both of my marriages have been
disappointing. My first wife left me and my second one didn't.mar...Read the whole joke |
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282 |
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0 - Q:
What do you call two spiders who just
got married?
A: Newlywebs....Read the whole joke |
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264 |
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0 - John: "I'm a man of few words."
Bill:
"I'm married, too."...Read the whole joke |
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0 - Adam and Eve had an ideal marriage. He
didn't have to hear about all the men she could have marr...Read the whole joke |
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279 |
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0 - The groom, upon his engagement, went to his
father and said, "I've
found a woman just like moth...Read the whole joke |
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277 |
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0 - The wedding was over, and the reception
was in full swing. Dave an usher, was having a great tim...Read the whole joke |
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596 |
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0 - Wife, opening mail, to spouse: "The bank says
that this is our last
notice. Isn't it wonderful t...Read the whole joke |
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272 |
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0 - "The thrill is gone from my marriage," Brian
told his best friend
Mike.
"Why not add some intr...Read the whole joke |
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0 - A woman decided to have her portrait painted.
She told the
artist, "Paint me with diamond earrin...Read the whole joke |
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293 |
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0 - My wife sez that I'm too extravagant; that
if anything ever happens to her, I'll have to beg. I ...Read the whole joke |
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298 |
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0 - QUESTION: What is
honeymoon? ANSWER: That
brief span of time between, "I do" and
"You'd better...Read the whole joke |
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606 |
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