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Title |
Category |
Hits |
Rating |
1 |
C&A - A guy walks up to his friend ans says ''why do you have 'R' and 'L' on your hands?''He replies ''So ...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
343 |
0 |
2 |
Adages and Questions - What do you call an unemployed jester? ... Nobody's fool.Half of being smart is knowing what you're ...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
332 |
0 |
3 |
Pick-Up Rebuttal Humor - 1.) Man: "Haven't we met before?" Woman: "Yes, I was the receptionist at the V.D. Clinic."2.) Man: "...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
147 |
0 |
4 |
Bragging Cowboys - Three cowboys are sitting around a campfire, out on the lonesome prairie, each with the bravado for ...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
139 |
0 |
5 |
'Twas The Night Before Xmas- Redneck - 'Twas the night before Christmas And all through the trailerNot a creature was stirrin' 'Cept a redn...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
137 |
0 |
6 |
ghost shit - It was late one night and three guys just got done partying. So they needed to find a motel. So they...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
177 |
0 |
7 |
Happily Addicted to the Web - Sung to the tune of "Winter Wonderland"Doorbell rings, I'm not list'nin',From my mouth, drool is gli...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
309 |
0 |
8 |
Nose Picking Glossary - THE KIDDIE PICK...When you're by yourself and you uninhibitedly twist your forefinger into your nost...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
211 |
0 |
9 |
Hot Tub Riddle - What is the prudent thing to do when someone has an epileptic seizure in a hot tub?Toss in your laun...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
250 |
0 |
10 |
Relationships - RELATIONSHIPS:First of all, a man does not call a relationship a relationship -- he refers to it as ...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
236 |
0 |
11 |
Jeff Foxworthy in the Middle ages - You know you're Castle Trash if......Your shroud of Turin is painted on velvetYour daughter's chasti...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
405 |
0 |
12 |
Appropriate Penance - A Priest gets a call from one of his golfing buddies on a Saturday afternoon. "We've got a tee time ...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
374 |
0 |
13 |
Greenhorn In Alaska - A greenhorn visiting Alaska was talking to two old sourdoughs. They informed him he was a cheechako....Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
212 |
0 |
14 |
Curly Toes - Bert met Flo in a bar one night and began buying her drinks. They hit it off pretty well and soon Be...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
263 |
0 |
15 |
Arkansas Vasectomy - After having their 10th child, an Arkansas couple decided that that was enough. So the husband went ...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
701 |
0 |
16 |
Sex Therapy - A doctor had the reputation of helping couples increase the joy in their sex life, but always promis...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
288 |
0 |
17 |
CLINTON DEPLOYS VOWELS TO BOSNIA - Cities of Sjlbvdnzv, Grzny to Be First RecipientsBefore an emergency joint session of Congress yeste...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
234 |
0 |
18 |
Lady Diana and Dolly Parton Go to Heaven - Lady Diana and Dolly Parton die on the same day, and they both go before St. Peter to find out if th...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
440 |
0 |
19 |
Practicing My Art - In a long line of people, one guy suddenly starts massaging the back of the person in front of him, ...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
273 |
0 |
20 |
The Cat And the Milkman - Little Lucy went out into the garden and saw her cat Tiddles lying on the ground with its eyes shut ...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
239 |
0 |
21 |
Application To NYU-(Classic) - This is an actual essay written by a college applicant, when applying to NYU where he now attends.3A...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
369 |
0 |
22 |
Horse Sense - An out-of-towner accidentally drives his car into a deep ditch on the side of a country road. Luckil...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
266 |
0 |
23 |
Welfare Claim Statements - I am forwarding my marriage certificate and six children. I have seven, but one which was baptized o...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
250 |
0 |
24 |
Talk with God - MAN: God, my girlfriend is so pretty and has such pretty hair.GOD: I know, I made her that way so yo...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
445 |
0 |
25 |
Engineer and Guillotine - Today they're leading a priest, a drunkard and an engineer to the guillotine.They ask the priest if ...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
358 |
0 |