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Title |
Category |
Hits |
Rating |
1 |
Not Just Sex - They say that men only think about sex. That's not exactly true.They also care a lot about power, wo...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
198 |
0 |
2 |
Great Lover - He: Since I first laid eyes on you, I've wanted to make love to you in the worst way.She: Well, you ...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
216 |
0 |
3 |
Dumber Sex - Diamonds are a girl's best friend. Dogs are man's best friend. So which is the dumber sex?...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
169 |
0 |
4 |
Man Need - A man can actually cater to a woman's every need, so long as all that she wants is to have sex, go t...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
227 |
0 |
5 |
Men\'s Greeting Cards - A survey has found that about 90% of all Hallmark greeting cards are purchased by women. In order to...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
532 |
0 |
6 |
Men Have Two Faults - Women have their faults. Men have only two. Everything they say and everything they do....Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
164 |
0 |
7 |
Never Forget - There are three things a man over 40 should never forget:Never pass up the opportunity to take a lea...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
168 |
0 |
8 |
As Long As A Cat\'s Tail - Two men are in a bar are boasting about their prowess and one of them says, "My cock is longer than ...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
664 |
0 |
9 |
See Model Home - Real estate man: Would you like to see a model home?Man: I sure would, when does she get off work?...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
162 |
0 |
10 |
Genie and Mother-in-law - A man finds a lamp and decides to rub the dust off. Then, you guessed it, a Genie appears. The Genie...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
283 |
0 |
11 |
Everything Gone! - A man was complaining to a friend:"I had it all; money, a beautiful house, a big car, the love of a ...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
136 |
0 |
12 |
Think You\'re A Man? - Man is the king of his castle A king is a ruler A ruler is 12 inches Still think you're a man?...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
277 |
0 |
13 |
Half Drunk - Irritated Wife: What do you mean by coming home half drunk?Hubby: It's not my fault...I ran out of m...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
667 |
0 |
14 |
Types of Men Pissers - Absent Minded: Opens his vest, pulls out his tie, and pisses in his pants.Clever: Uses no hands, sho...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
163 |
0 |
15 |
Men\'s Pissing Rules - a. Head for the largest open expanse of urinal available. If you stand too close to someone, they wi...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
314 |
0 |
16 |
Men\'s Bathroom Etiquette! (classic) - Ever since man crawled out of the primordial ooze, he has built himself structures to contain the pr...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
349 |
0 |
17 |
Sister and Priest - A priest and nun are on their way back home from a convention when their car breaks down. They are u...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
171 |
0 |
18 |
Samples Needed - My boyfriend said that for his physical, the doctor needed a urine specimen, a stool sample, and a s...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
381 |
0 |
19 |
Incompatible - Once heard from a girl who just broke up with someone:My old boyfriend and I weren't compatible. I'm...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
218 |
0 |
20 |
Fourth Time Married - Jim: Joe, I hear you just got married again. Joe: Yes, for the fourth time.Jim: What happened to you...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
234 |
0 |
21 |
Act of Generosity - A woman was chatting with her next-door neighbor..."I feel real good today. I started out this morni...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
388 |
0 |
22 |
So She Would Love You - Man says to God, "God, why did you make woman so beautiful?" God says, "So you would love her.""But ...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
205 |
0 |
23 |
Why Man, Then Woman - God created man before creating woman, because you need a rough draft before you create a masterpiec...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
300 |
0 |
24 |
Mens Endowments - God created Adam and informed him that he had given him a brain and a penis. The brain was a good gi...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
231 |
0 |
25 |
Dumb,eh? - A man came home a day early from a business trip and discovered his wife in the midst of passionate ...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
235 |
0 |