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Title |
Category |
Hits |
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Dog Named Mypenis - Tired of boring old dog name like Ruff, Spot, Lassie, etc?The next time you get a dog, name it: Mype...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
149 |
0 |
2 |
What gender is a computer? - An English teacher was explaining to his students the concept of gender association in the English l...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
137 |
0 |
3 |
Create a Hallmark Moment! - Greeting cards are getting expensive, so why not design your very own Hallmark Moment with some thes...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
177 |
0 |
4 |
Bottle fed baby? - A woman and a baby come into the doctor's office.She is taken into an examining room and waits for t...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
162 |
0 |
5 |
The dinner guests! - A Jewish family invited their Redneck neighbors over for holiday dinner. The first course was set in...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
176 |
0 |
6 |
Tiger woods in bed. - On their wedding night the new couple are just about to do the deed when the wife tells her new husb...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
155 |
0 |
7 |
Letter from grandma - One day I recieved a letter from grandma...The other day I went up to a local Christian bookstore an...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
152 |
0 |
8 |
Love and Marriage! - I'm really steamed at my wife. She is so immature!Last night I was taking a bath and she came in and...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
278 |
0 |
9 |
What do you... - What do you call an open can of tuna in a Lesbians apartment?Po-pouri!!!...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
168 |
0 |
10 |
Courtroom ding-dongs! - *** Real courtroom transcipts...courtesy of real idiots. ***( Oops! My brain just hit a bad sector. ...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
187 |
0 |
11 |
Caught Speeding. - A highway patrolman pulled alongside a speeding car on the freeway. Glancing at the car, he was asto...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
147 |
0 |
12 |
Down and dirty! - A lady on vacation took a stroll through the woods.Suddenly a little white duck, all covered with po...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
122 |
0 |
13 |
That's not fair! - Sven and Ole worked together and were both laid off, so off they went to the unemployment office.Whe...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
213 |
0 |
14 |
You are under arrest! - A scientist was successful in cloning himself, and was asked to speak at a national convention of cl...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
166 |
0 |
15 |
What's up Doc? - Just as a surgeon was finishing up an operation and was about to close, the patient awakes, sits up,...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
135 |
0 |
16 |
The truth about beer. - Yesterday, after extensive testing, scientists revealed that beer contains small traces of female ho...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
193 |
0 |
17 |
2 friends a hunting! - Two men were out hunting in the woods. One of them was a fanatical huntsman and he went hunting as o...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
74 |
0 |
18 |
The snoring stopper! - A man has a dog that snores in his sleep. Annoyed, because she can't sleep, his wife goes to the vet...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
191 |
0 |
19 |
Wanted: Woman! - Seen in the want ads:A tall well-built woman with goodreputation, who can cook frogslegs, who apprec...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
638 |
0 |
20 |
His miracle drinks! - A man is waiting for his wife to give birth. The doctor comes in and informs the dad that his son wa...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
154 |
0 |
21 |
The bus crash. - Kenny Rogers and his entourage are aboard their tour bus on their way to a concert in Denver, when t...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
144 |
0 |
22 |
Employee evaluations. - Quotes taken from actual employee evaluations:1. "Since my last report, this employee has reached ro...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
196 |
0 |
23 |
The good, bad, and ugly! - * Good: Your hubby and you agree, no more kids* Bad: You can't find your birth control pills* Ugly: ...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
155 |
0 |
24 |
Advantage: Woman! - Why it's better to be a Woman!1. We got off the Titanic first.2. We get to flirt with systems suppor...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
228 |
0 |
25 |
The Sermon! - A minister gave a talk to the Lion's Club on sex.When he got home he couldn't tell his wife that he ...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
170 |
0 |