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Top 50+ Geek T-Shirt slogans - Top 50+ Geek T-Shirt slogans1. Cannot find REALITY.SYS. Universe halted.2. COFFEE.EXE Missing - Inse...Read the whole joke |
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169 |
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A REALLY Bad Day - True Story! - A REALLY Bad DaySo you think you're having a bad day. The following is taken from a Florida newspape...Read the whole joke |
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268 |
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Bathroom? - Out on the town one night, a young lad successfully chats up an attractive female, and they go back ...Read the whole joke |
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160 |
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Wipe your butt with a dollar. - Two guys were on a long drive back from a fishing trip, when one turned to the other and said he nee...Read the whole joke |
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137 |
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Governmental Study - In 1993, the American Government funded a study to see why the head of a man's penis was larger than...Read the whole joke |
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128 |
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What time does the bar open? - At 3 AM a desk clerk at a hotel gets a call from a drunk guy asking what time the bar opens."It open...Read the whole joke |
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146 |
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Herpes Prevention - Researchers say they've discovered a tree extract that could help to prevent herpes...Must be a rubb...Read the whole joke |
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164 |
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Nowhere, Vermont - Nowhere, VermontSam had been in the hectic newspaper business for twenty-five years when he decided ...Read the whole joke |
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171 |
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Two Scottish nuns go to America - Two Scottish nuns had just arrived to the US by boat when one said to the other, "I heard that the o...Read the whole joke |
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150 |
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On the Beach - There is this guy who really takes care of his body. He lifts weights and jogs six miles every day.O...Read the whole joke |
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179 |
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Cinderella - Why did the baseball coach throw Cinderella off the team?Because she ran away from the ball....Read the whole joke |
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152 |
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Salad - Boss asks secretary "Do you know what the difference is between a Caesar Salad and a blowjob?""No", ...Read the whole joke |
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313 |
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Seminars for Females/Males - Seminars for Females (Prepared and presented by Males)1. Elementary map reading2. Crying and law enf...Read the whole joke |
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144 |
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Why is it so hard - Q: Why is it so hard for women to find men that are sensitive, caring and good-looking?A: Because al...Read the whole joke |
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132 |
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Math? - Did you hear about the constipated mathematician? He worked it out with a pencil......Read the whole joke |
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132 |
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10 reasons why a dog doesn`t use a computer! - 10 reasons why a dog doesn`t use a computer:10. T0o0p hqa5rxd 6tt0[o 6ty[p3e 2w9igtjh;pa3wds (It`s h...Read the whole joke |
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54 |
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Knit to Fit - An old lady was knitting as she was driving down the highway. A police officer drove alongside her c...Read the whole joke |
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126 |
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What\\\'s orange and sounds like a parrot? - What's orange and sounds like a parrot?A carrot! (boom tish!!)...Read the whole joke |
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146 |
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The Leprechaun - A man walks into the bathroom, and steps up to a urinal. He can't help but notice the short man at t...Read the whole joke |
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125 |
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Kidnapped by a redneck? - Q: How do you know you've been kidnapped by a redneck?A: He's asking 2 million dollars ransom in unm...Read the whole joke |
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247 |
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Sneezes - A man and woman are seated next to each other on a plane. After takeoff, the woman violently sneezes...Read the whole joke |
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151 |
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Train - A man and a woman who have never met before find themselves in the same sleeping carriage of a train...Read the whole joke |
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150 |
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Aging - Growing old is mandatory; growing up is optional.Insanity is my only means of relaxation.Forget the ...Read the whole joke |
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278 |
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New Barbie Doll - Have You heard about the new Divorce Barbie Doll?It comes with all of Ken's stuff!...Read the whole joke |
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151 |
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Safety tip - Safety Tip:Calculus and automobiles don't mix -- never drink and derive...Read the whole joke |
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656 |
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