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Dead and dying jokes - What is posthumous work ?
Something
written by someone after they are dead !...Read the whole joke |
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261 |
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0 - Why did the cowboy
die with his
boots on ?
Because he didn't want to stub his toe when he kicke...Read the whole joke |
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286 |
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3 |
0 - When a knight in armour was killed in
battle, what sign did they put on
his grave ?
Rust in pea...Read the whole joke |
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263 |
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4 |
0 - Why was George Washington buried at
Mount Vernon ?
Because he was dead !...Read the whole joke |
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306 |
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5 |
0 - What are you doing?
I'm trying to
call Washington!
Oh, haven't you heard? He's dead!...Read the whole joke |
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643 |
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6 |
0 - Waiter, there's a fly in my soup
!
Yes, it's the rotting meat that attracts them !...Read the whole joke |
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637 |
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7 |
0 - Q: What is the
definition of
Death?
A: When you stop paying taxes suddenly....Read the whole joke |
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638 |
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8 |
0 - Three weeks after her wedding
day,
Joanna called her minister. "Reverend," she wailed, "John and...Read the whole joke |
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248 |
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9 |
0 - There was a great loss today in the
entertainment world. The
man who wrote the song "Hokey Pokey...Read the whole joke |
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252 |
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10 |
0 - A dying man smells his favorite oatmeal
raisin cookies cooking downstairs. It takes all the stre...Read the whole joke |
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609 |
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11 |
0 - "Do you
believe in life after
death?" the boss asked one of his employees.
"Yes, Sir," the ne...Read the whole joke |
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300 |
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12 |
0 - A chap went up to the counter in the
library
and said, "Have you got any books about committing ...Read the whole joke |
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285 |
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13 |
0 - Teacher: What can you tell me about the
Dead Sea?
Pupil: Dead ?, I didn't even know he was sick !...Read the whole joke |
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320 |
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14 |
0 - A man is fibbing
away about how
great things are in his country. Finally, he starts
describing...Read the whole joke |
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15 |
0 - An English guy was very ill and his son
went to visit him in the hospital. Suddenly, the father ...Read the whole joke |
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593 |
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16 |
0 - This elderly Newfoundland
fisherman
is on his deathbed and summons his 3 sons to his bedside. "W...Read the whole joke |
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599 |
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17 |
0 - Phoning the florist to order some
flowers for her lover's funeral, woman was caught off guard wh...Read the whole joke |
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279 |
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18 |
0 - Question: What
did the dead raccoon
say in his will?
Answer: "Leave it to Beaver."...Read the whole joke |
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641 |
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19 |
0 - A man was sitting in the electric
chair. The executioner said, "Look, I'm sorry but I'm going to...Read the whole joke |
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595 |
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20 |
0 - Why do cemeteries have fences around
them?
Because people are dying to get in....Read the whole joke |
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562 |
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21 |
Dentist jokes - Dentist begging the patient: Could you help
me?
Could you give out a few of your loudest, most p...Read the whole joke |
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282 |
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22 |
0 - Patient: "It must be
tough spending all
day with your hands in someone's mouth."
Dentist: "I ju...Read the whole joke |
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254 |
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0 - "I am sorry, madam, but I shall have to charge
you hundred dollars for
pulling your boy's tooth....Read the whole joke |
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0 - What does
the dentist of the year get?...A
little plaque....Read the whole joke |
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610 |
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25 |
0 - Why did the dentist
make a poor date with
the manicurist?
Because they fought both tooth and na...Read the whole joke |
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258 |
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