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Title |
Category |
Hits |
Rating |
1 |
What is the... - Q. What's the definition of a lesbian? A. A woman doing a man's job better again!...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
159 |
0 |
2 |
Brains for Sale - A guy walks into a store to buy brains. He asks the woman behind the counter how much each of the br...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
183 |
0 |
3 |
Catch the Phrase - The following phrase:PRESIDENT CLINTON OF THE USA can be rearranged (with no lettersleft over, and u...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
163 |
0 |
4 |
George Carlin funnies! - George CarlinAds in Bills:Have you ever noticed that they put advertisements in with your billsnow? ...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
177 |
0 |
5 |
If you love something ... - If you love something, set it free. If it comes back, it was, andalways will be yours. If it never r...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
167 |
0 |
6 |
Genie - One day a man was walking along the beach when he found a bottle, when he opened it up a genie poped...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
359 |
0 |
7 |
Scientists and the Mermaid! - These three scientists decided to go fishing one day. So they packed up all of their gear and headed...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
136 |
0 |
8 |
Cool Bumper Stickers! - Cool Bumper Stickers-A bartender is just a pharmacist with a limited inventory. -Horn broken, watch ...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
182 |
0 |
9 |
Answering Machine Messages - Actual answering machine answers recorded and verified by the world famous International Institute o...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
425 |
0 |
10 |
Creation - Why did God give deers eyes? I have no eye-deer!...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
139 |
0 |
11 |
Pain Relief - A man walks in for a sale rep job. He is very qualitfied, but he has a nervous twitch, and his left ...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
371 |
0 |
12 |
Random Blonde Jokes - How did the blonde try to kill the bird...she threw it off of a cliff.How did the blonde break her l...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
312 |
0 |
13 |
Lawyers & Sperm - What do lawyers and sperm have in common?One in a million become a human being....Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
164 |
0 |
14 |
Two pyscologists - 2 pshycologists met each other in a street one day.One said to the other, "You're good today, how am...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
149 |
0 |
15 |
Tracks In The Woods - Three blondes were walking through the woods when they came upon aset of tracks."Looks like deer tra...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
167 |
0 |
16 |
The Mouse - Why didn't the mouse cross the road?It's cord wasn't long enough!...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
171 |
0 |
17 |
Scottie (Star Trek) - Ha ha ha,very funny Scottie....NOW BEAM DOWN MY CLOTHES!!...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
155 |
0 |
18 |
Sleeping Bull - Q: What do you call a Sleeping Bull?A: A Bull-Dozer!...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
143 |
0 |
19 |
Yo mamma\'s so fat! - Yo mamma's so fat the cops had to use "The Jaws of life" to get her INTO her car!...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
468 |
0 |
20 |
Japanese Prostitute - A man was on his first business trip to Japan, and he decided to check out the local Whore House. He...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
408 |
2.5 |
21 |
The Blonde and the Alligator - A young blonde was on vacation in the depths of Louisiana. She wanted a pair of genuine alligator sh...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
160 |
0 |
22 |
Those pesky mini-skirts - In downtown Roanoke, at a crowded bus stop, a good friend of mine was waiting for her bus. She's ver...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
165 |
0 |
23 |
What is Green, Slimy... - What is Green, Slimy, and Smells like Pork?Kermit's Dick...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
180 |
0 |
24 |
Crocodile-done-blonde - A man walks into a bar with his pet crocodile, the bartender screams and demands he get the man eati...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
168 |
0 |
25 |
Having a baby at 80 - An 80-year-old man is having his annual checkup. The doctor asks him how he's feeling. "I've never b...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
182 |
0 |