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A couple few one-liners to enjoy! - Q:What is the difference between a girlfriend and a wife? A: 45 lbs.Q:What is the difference between...Read the whole joke |
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New college course for men! - A new two-year degree is being offered at the University that many of you should be interested in: B...Read the whole joke |
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I\'m not fishing! - A couple went on vacation to a fishing resort up north. The husband liked to fish at the crack of da...Read the whole joke |
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Christmas Punnies! - What do elves learn in school?The ELF-abet.How many reindeer does Santa have?11 (named below):Dasher...Read the whole joke |
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The New Hunter - It was Saturday morning as Jake, an avid hunter, woke up ready to go bag the first deer of the seaso...Read the whole joke |
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Rodney Dangerfield Top One-Liners! - A girl phoned me the other day and said .... Come on over, there's nobody home. I went over. Nobody ...Read the whole joke |
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Without Woman - A women's lib speaker was addressing a large group and said, "Where would man be today if it were no...Read the whole joke |
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144 |
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What men say & what it - "I'm going fishing." Really means..."I'm going to drink myself dangerously stupid and stand by a str...Read the whole joke |
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Sound advice from kids! - Never trust a dog to watch your food. When your dad is mad and asks you, 'Do I look stupid?' don't a...Read the whole joke |
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Speaking perfect english. - The chieftain of a remote village flew to the United States to visit the president. When he arrived ...Read the whole joke |
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Think about it! - Everyone has a photographic memory. Some don't have film. Seen it all, done it all, can't remember m...Read the whole joke |
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Great memory! - A tourist was introduced to an Indian in New Mexico who was said to have a perfect memory. Skeptical...Read the whole joke |
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Spell it Bubba! - Emily Sue passed away and Bubba called 911. The 911 operator told Bubba that she would send someone ...Read the whole joke |
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Actual Court Sayings! - 30 things people actually said in courtQuestion1. Q: What is your date of birth? A: July 15th Q: Wha...Read the whole joke |
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Joining the Lord\'s Army. - A friend was in front of me coming out of church one day, and the preacher was standing at the door ...Read the whole joke |
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New Workplace Terminoloy to Learn! - BLAMESTORMING - Sitting around in a group discussing why a deadline was missed or a project failed a...Read the whole joke |
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Even more facts of life... - Nobody will ever win the battle of the sexes.There's too much fraternizing with the enemy.There's a ...Read the whole joke |
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Military Wisdom! - 1. If the enemy is in range, so are you.2. Incoming fire has the right of way.3. Don't look conspicu...Read the whole joke |
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The Procrastinator's Creed. - 1. I believe that if anything is worth doing, it would have been done already.2. I shall never move ...Read the whole joke |
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Let me through! - A car was involved in an accident in a street. As expected, a large crowd gathered.A newspaper repor...Read the whole joke |
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Happily Addicted to the Web! - Happily Addicted to the Web (Sung to the tune of "Winter Wonderland")Doorbell rings, I'm not list'ni...Read the whole joke |
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Addicted to AOL! - 1. You have been on-line for 46 minutes. Do you want to stay on-line? Please respond within 10 minut...Read the whole joke |
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Her Operation! - "A woman goes to her doctor and says she wants an operation because her vagina lips are much too lar...Read the whole joke |
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134 |
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Life\'s Achievements! - Most of us understand that our self worth and feelings of achievement change as we go through life. ...Read the whole joke |
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The Forrest Gump Connection! - Forrest Gump - Life is like a Box of chocolates...Forrest Dahmer - People are like a box of chocolat...Read the whole joke |
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