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Who is doing the work around here? - |The population of the United States was 180 million at the time of writing, but there are 64 millio...Read the whole joke |
Business Jokes |
235 |
0 |
2 |
The requirements of this job - |Employer: "In this job we need someone who is responsible."Applicant: "I'm the one you want. On my ...Read the whole joke |
Business Jokes |
322 |
0 |
3 |
A tight travel budget - |All workers please be advised of the following changes to the travel policy.MemorandumTo: All Emplo...Read the whole joke |
Business Jokes |
3032 |
2.5 |
4 |
The ten ifs of employment - |1. If it rings, put it on hold.2. If it clunks, call the repairman.3. If it whistles, ignore it.4. ...Read the whole joke |
Business Jokes |
262 |
0 |
5 |
Repairing the phone - |A friend of mine was a frequent user of a pay telephone at a popular truck stop, and was greatly in...Read the whole joke |
Business Jokes |
281 |
0 |
6 |
How you made money - |A young man asked an old rich man how he made his money.The old guy fingered his worsted wool vest ...Read the whole joke |
Business Jokes |
288 |
0 |
7 |
Telemarketers go away - |How to Make a Telemarketer Go Away1. If they want to loan you money, tell them you just filed for b...Read the whole joke |
Business Jokes |
369 |
0 |
8 |
Nerds versus jocks - |An answer to the eternal question "Is it better to be a jock or a nerd?" Michael Jordan will make o...Read the whole joke |
Business Jokes |
327 |
0 |
9 |
New element was found - |Administratrium, The New Element AMES, IA--The heaviest element known to science was recently disco...Read the whole joke |
Business Jokes |
309 |
0 |
10 |
Equation of earnings - |The EquationEngineers and scientists will never make as much money as business executives. Now a ri...Read the whole joke |
Business Jokes |
319 |
0 |
11 |
Lost in a balloon - |Two hobbyists get into their balloon for an excursion. After a while, the wind unexpectedly picks u...Read the whole joke |
Business Jokes |
297 |
0 |
12 |
Main Vice President - |Tom was so excited about his promotion to Vice President of the company he worked for and kept brag...Read the whole joke |
Business Jokes |
335 |
0 |
13 |
Fake two dollar bill - |On my way home from the second job I've taken for the extra holiday cash I need, I stopped at Taco ...Read the whole joke |
Business Jokes |
304 |
0 |
14 |
Paying in advance - |A motorist, driving by a Texas ranch, hit and killed a calf that was crossing the road. The driver ...Read the whole joke |
Business Jokes |
307 |
0 |
15 |
Bad Japanese economy - |According to inside contacts, the Japanese banking crisis shows no signs of ameliorating. If anythi...Read the whole joke |
Business Jokes |
323 |
0 |
16 |
Travel in a sailboat - |The banker fell overboard from a friend's sailboat.The friend grabbed a life preserver, held it up,...Read the whole joke |
Business Jokes |
246 |
0 |
17 |
Wealthy investors - |A wealthy investor walked into a bank and said to the bank manager, "I would like to speak with Mr....Read the whole joke |
Business Jokes |
288 |
0 |
18 |
Bank customer service - |"I'm not saying that the customer service in my bank is bad, but when I went in the other day and a...Read the whole joke |
Business Jokes |
360 |
0 |
19 |
A walking economy - |This guy is walking with his friend, who happens to be a psychologist. He says to this friend, "I'm...Read the whole joke |
Business Jokes |
3012 |
0 |
20 |
I'm at the wrong bank - |Letterman's Top Ten Signs You're Doing Business With The Wrong Bank10. When you make a deposit, tel...Read the whole joke |
Business Jokes |
604 |
0 |
21 |
Newest ATM machines - |"The fees for withdrawing money from your ATM machines are expected to double, even triple. You're ...Read the whole joke |
Business Jokes |
344 |
0 |
22 |
Daughter in college - |Did you hear about the banker who was recently arrested for embezzling $100,000 to pay for his daug...Read the whole joke |
Business Jokes |
409 |
0 |
23 |
Investment counselor - |An investment counselor decided to go out on her own. She was shrewd and diligent, so business kept...Read the whole joke |
Business Jokes |
387 |
0 |
24 |
Buy machine factory - |An American manufacturer is showing his machine factory to a potential customer from Albania. At no...Read the whole joke |
Business Jokes |
383 |
0 |
25 |
Business one-liners 01 - |A President of a democracy is a man who is always ready, willing, and able to lay down your life fo...Read the whole joke |
Business Jokes |
399 |
0 |