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Title |
Category |
Hits |
Rating |
1 |
Friend of the Groom? - An elderly woman rushed up the stairs to the church, late for the wedding. An usher asked to see her...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
167 |
0 |
2 |
Send Mother In Law - Sign seen in a small restaurant:Thanks for visiting. If you liked the food, send your friends. Other...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
159 |
0 |
3 |
Depressed Over Mother In Law - Why Steve, you're so depressed today, what's the matter?Ah, well, I have had a quarrel with my mothe...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
150 |
0 |
4 |
Punishment For Bigamy - Do you know the punishment for bigamy? Two mother-in-law's!...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
181 |
0 |
5 |
Mother In Law Happiness - Happiness is defined as opening your refrigerator to find your mother-in-law's picture on the milk c...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
190 |
0 |
6 |
Ugly Growth - I just had the doctor remove an ugly growth from my back. It was my mother-in-law....Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
425 |
0 |
7 |
Cremate Mother In Law - A person receives a telegram informing about his mother-in-law's death.It also enquires him whether ...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
147 |
0 |
8 |
Vultures and Mothers In Law - What is the difference between a vulture and your mother-in-law? Vultures wait until your dead to pi...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
168 |
0 |
9 |
Inlaw/Outlaw Difference - What is the difference between inlaws and outlaws? Outlaws are wanted! or You can shoot outlaws!...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
180 |
0 |
10 |
Jealous Wife - There was once a wife so jealous that when her husband came home one night and she couldn't find hai...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
352 |
0 |
11 |
Absent Minded Husband - Anniversaries and birthdays Complicate my life. I'm an absent-minded husband Of a present-minded wif...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
301 |
0 |
12 |
Not On Your Anniversary! - Top Ten Things NOT To Say On Your Anniversary10. Today is our what?9. I got you a present worth a do...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
206 |
0 |
13 |
Biblical Ways of Getting a Wife - The Top 16 Biblical Ways To Acquire A Wife16. Find an attractive prisoner of war, bring her home, sh...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
210 |
0 |
14 |
Quickie - You know you've been married too long when a "Quickie" before dinner now means a drink....Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
684 |
0 |
15 |
Success In Love - To my dear wife,During the past year, I have tried to make love to you 365 times. I succeeded 36 tim...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
294 |
0 |
16 |
Effective Ointment - Two friends are shopping in a drugstore when one of them tells the other, "My husband says this bran...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
342 |
0 |
17 |
I\'ll Come Home When... - A guy was walking around the office Christmas party belting down drink after drink. But every ten or...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
447 |
0 |
18 |
Me Too - The husband returns home one day and tells his wife, "Hi honey, look, I've bought the new Rolling St...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
215 |
0 |
19 |
Living On Love - A hippy with no job kept begging his girlfriend to marry him. She protested for months saying he nee...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
170 |
0 |
20 |
Runaway Wife - A male chauvinist tells his buddy over drinks, "I called the local insane asylum yesterday to check ...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
169 |
0 |
21 |
Shared Decision Making - My wife and I have an agreement that works... She is responsible for the small decisions, and I am r...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
188 |
0 |
22 |
Bad Thoughts - A couple were celebrating their 30th wedding anniversary at their home.Everyone was having a great t...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
170 |
0 |
23 |
You Used To - "You used to hold my hand years ago when we were courting," she said as they were side by side in be...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
210 |
0 |
24 |
Dead Wife? - How can you tell if your wife is dead? Sex is the same but the dishes are stacking up in the sink!...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
154 |
0 |
25 |
What\'s An Orgasm? - What's an orgasm, mom? I don't know, dear...ask your father....Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
245 |
0 |