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Doctor and nurse jokes - Doctor, Doctor I think I'm a
snail
Don't worry we'll soon have you out of your shell!...Read the whole joke |
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624 |
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0 - Doctor, Doctor I
feel like an
apple.
We must get to the core of this!...Read the whole joke |
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614 |
0 |
3 |
0 - Doctor, Doctor I think I'm a
butterfly
Will you say what you mean and stop flitting about!...Read the whole joke |
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629 |
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4 |
0 - Doctor, Doctor I'm boiling
up!
Just simmer down!...Read the whole joke |
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595 |
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5 |
0 - Doctor, Doctor I think I'm an adder
Great, can you help me with my accounts then please!...Read the whole joke |
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589 |
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6 |
0 - Doctor, Doctor I
keep painting
myself gold
Don't worry it's just a gilt complex!...Read the whole joke |
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602 |
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7 |
0 - Doctor, Doctor I've broke my
arm
in two places
Well don't go back there again then!...Read the whole joke |
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621 |
0 |
8 |
0 - Doctor, Doctor I think I'm a
dog.
How long have you felt like this?
Ever since I was a puppy!...Read the whole joke |
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627 |
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9 |
0 - Doctor, Doctor I think I'm turning
into a frog
Your just playing too much croquet!...Read the whole joke |
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569 |
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10 |
0 - Doctor, Doctor I think I'm a
yo-yo.
Are you stringing me along!...Read the whole joke |
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235 |
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11 |
0 - Doctor, Doctor I dream there are
monsters
under my bed, what can I do?
Saw the legs off of your...Read the whole joke |
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301 |
0 |
12 |
0 - Doctor, Doctor When I press with my
finger
here... it hurts, and here... it hurts, and here... a...Read the whole joke |
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287 |
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13 |
0 - Doctor, Doctor When I press with my
finger
here... it hurts, and here... it hurts, and here... a...Read the whole joke |
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269 |
0 |
14 |
0 - Doctor Doctor I feel like
biscuits!
What, you mean those square ones?
Yes!
The ones you put but...Read the whole joke |
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647 |
0 |
15 |
0 - Doctor, Doctor My little boy has just
swallowed
a roll of film!
Hmmmm. Let's hope nothing
dev...Read the whole joke |
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674 |
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16 |
0 - Doctor, Doctor I feel like a
pair
of curtains
Well pull yourself together then...Read the whole joke |
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287 |
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0 - Doctor, Doctor I snore so loud I
keep myself awake
Sleep in another room then!...Read the whole joke |
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248 |
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18 |
0 - Doctor, doctor my baby's swallowed a
bullet
Well don't point him at anyone until I get there!...Read the whole joke |
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275 |
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19 |
0 - Doctor, Doctor I've just swallowed a
pen
Well sit down and write your name!...Read the whole joke |
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259 |
0 |
20 |
0 - Doctor, Doctor I'm becoming
invisible.
Yes I can see you're not all there!...Read the whole joke |
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1421 |
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21 |
0 - Doctor, Doctor I keep thinking
I'm a frog
What's wrong with that
I think I'm going to croak...Read the whole joke |
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278 |
0 |
22 |
0 - Doctor, Doctor I keep thinking I'm a
vampire.
Necks please!...Read the whole joke |
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265 |
0 |
23 |
0 - Doctor how can I cure my sleep
walking?
Sprinkle tin-tacks on your bedroom floor!...Read the whole joke |
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296 |
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24 |
0 - Doctor, Doctor my sister thinks she
is
a lift!
Well tell her to come in
I can't she doesn't st...Read the whole joke |
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244 |
0 |
25 |
0 - Doctor: You seem to be in
excellent health. Your pulse is as regular as clockwork.
Patient: Tha...Read the whole joke |
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632 |
0 |