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Farmer jokes - An agriculture student said to a farmer: "Your
methods are too old fashioned. I won't be surpris...Read the whole joke |
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0 - A farm boy was drafted. On his first furlough,
his Father
asked him what he thought of Army life...Read the whole joke |
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0 - There was a
farmer who had a herd of pigs.
One day someone went to the farm and asked
the farm...Read the whole joke |
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0 - On a drive in the country, a city slicker
noticed a farmer lifting a pig up to an apple tree and...Read the whole joke |
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232 |
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0 - A
farmer gets sent to jail, and his wife is
trying to hold the farm together
until her husband...Read the whole joke |
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0 - An accountant is in a car travelling with a
farmer
client around his farm.
They pass a large ...Read the whole joke |
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0 - A husband and wife were driving down a country
lane on
their way to visit some friends. They cam...Read the whole joke |
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255 |
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0 - A farmer and his girlfriend were out for a
stroll
in the fields when they came across a cow and a...Read the whole joke |
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0 - An old farmer is driving down a country road in
his pickup truck when
it starts making an awful...Read the whole joke |
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0 - A farmer
was interviewing a young man for
the job of assistant farmhand.
`You'll need to be f...Read the whole joke |
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0 - What do you call
an Arab dairy farmer?
A milk sheik....Read the whole joke |
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0 - A farmer lived on a quiet rural highway. But,
as time
went by, the traffic slowly built up at an...Read the whole joke |
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218 |
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0 - "Tell me," said the hiker to the
local
farmer, "will this pathway take me to the main road?"
"...Read the whole joke |
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0 - How did the aliens hurt the farmer?
They
trod on his corn....Read the whole joke |
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0 - Q: When is a farmer like a magician?
A: When
he turns his cow to pasture....Read the whole joke |
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0 - Q: Why did the farmer call his
pig
"Ink"?
A: Because it was always running out of the pen....Read the whole joke |
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0 - A Texan farmer goes
to Australia for a
vacation. There he meets an Aussie farmer and gets
talk...Read the whole joke |
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0 - A farmer purchased an old, run-down, abandoned
farm
with plans to turn it into a thriving enterp...Read the whole joke |
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0 - Did you hear about the farmer's boy who hated
the country ? He went to the big city and got a jo...Read the whole joke |
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0 - Why was the farmer
hopping mad ?
Because someone had trodden on his corn !...Read the whole joke |
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0 - Camper: Is it easy to milk
a
cow?
Farmer: Sure it is. Any jerk can do it....Read the whole joke |
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0 - Camp Woodland was across the
road from a
dairy farm. One day the kids saw a large bull.
'Is tha...Read the whole joke |
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0 - Did you hear about the farmer
who fed
crayons to his chickens?
He wanted them to lay coloured ...Read the whole joke |
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0 - How does a farmer send messages?
By
e-i-e-i-o-mail....Read the whole joke |
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246 |
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0 - What is the difference between a dressmaker and
a
farmer?
A dressmaker sews what she gathers, a...Read the whole joke |
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