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Title |
Category |
Hits |
Rating |
1 |
New Women's Study - There is a new study out about women. I thought these results were pretty interesting. 85% of women ...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
231 |
0 |
2 |
New Relationship Book - "My wife suggested a book for me to read to enhance our relationship. It's titled: 'Women are from V...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
221 |
0 |
3 |
What will you do for golf? - Four married guys go golfing on Sunday. During the 3rd hole the following conversation ensued: First...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
218 |
0 |
4 |
Leader of the HMO - Three people die, a Doctor a school teacher and the head of a large HMO, when met at the pearly gate...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
257 |
0 |
5 |
Pick Heaven or Hell - One day while walking down the street a highly successful executive woman was tragically hit by a bu...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
296 |
0 |
6 |
He's going to Heaven - Father Murphy walks into a pub in Donegal, and says to the first man he meets, "Do you want to go to...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
319 |
0 |
7 |
Clinton is in Heaven - President Clinton died and knocked at the Pearly Gates. "Who goes there?" inquired St. Peter. "It's ...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
297 |
0 |
8 |
Filling in for St. Peter - A famous professor of surgery died and went to heaven. At the pearly gate he was asked by the gateke...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
227 |
0 |
9 |
Fulfilling their requests - There were 3 men who died and before God would let them into heaven, he gave them a chance to come b...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
234 |
0 |
10 |
Bring riches with you - There once was a rich man who was near death. He was very grieved because he had worked so hard for ...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
324 |
0 |
11 |
Making Comparisons - In Heaven: The cooks are French, The policemen are English, The mechanics are German, The lovers are...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
241 |
0 |
12 |
Entering into Heaven - A man arrives at the gates of heaven. St. Peter asks, "Religion?" The man says, "Methodist." St. Pet...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
275 |
0 |
13 |
New Yorkers arrived - One day at the entrance to heaven, St. Peter saw a New York street gang. walk up to the Pearly Gates...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
288 |
0 |
14 |
Assign the punishment - Three guys found themselves in Hell: we will call them Carl, Bob, and Brett, they were a little conf...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
418 |
0 |
15 |
Is the wife in control? - Everybody on earth dies and goes to heaven. God comes and says "I want the men to make two lines. On...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
191 |
0 |
16 |
Qualifying for Heaven - Recently a teacher, a garbage collector, and a lawyer wound up together at the Pearly Gates. St. Pet...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
456 |
0 |
17 |
Picking a punishment - This guy dies and is sent to Hell. Satan meets him and shows him the doors to three rooms and says h...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
264 |
0 |
18 |
The name of your wife - St. Peter is questioning three married couples to see if they qualify for admittance to heaven. "Why...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
296 |
0 |
19 |
Represent Christmas - Three men die in a car accident Christmas Eve. They all find themselves at the pearly gates waiting ...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
285 |
0 |
20 |
What should they say? - Three buddies die in a car crash, and they go to heaven to an orientation. They are all asked, "When...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
229 |
0 |
21 |
Gates gets punishment - Bill Gates suddenly dies and finds himself face to face with God. God stood over Bill Gates and said...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
467 |
0 |
22 |
Punishment for Gates - Satan greets him: "Welcome Mr. Gates, we've been waiting for you. This will be your home for all ete...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
232 |
0 |
23 |
Sue over the property - Did you know that heaven and hell are actually right next to each other? They are seperated by a big...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
160 |
0 |
24 |
Doing this great deed - A fellow finds himself in front of the Pearly Gates. St. Peter explains that its not so easy to get ...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
213 |
0 |
25 |
Careful when you wish - Two men died and went to Heaven. St. Peter greeted them, and said "I'm sorry, gentlemen, but your ma...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
223 |
0 |