| # |
Title |
Category |
Hits |
Rating |
| 1 |
She said, "Kiss me doctor!"
- She said, "Kiss me doctor!" Doctor said, "I can't as we doctors have an ethics standard that...Read the whole joke |
Medicine |
577 |
0 |
| 2 |
A woman was terribly overweight, so her doctor put her on a diet...
- A woman was terribly overweight, so her doctor put her on a diet."I want you to eat regularly for 2 ...Read the whole joke |
Medicine |
262 |
0 |
| 3 |
From the life of the insane
- Late one night at the insane asylum one inmate shouted,"I am Napoleon!"Another one said, "How do you...Read the whole joke |
Medicine |
596 |
0 |
| 4 |
Will it hurt doctor?
- Patient: (to cosmetic-surgeon) 'Will it hurt, doctor?Surgeon: 'Only when you get my bill, Mrs Brown'...Read the whole joke |
Medicine |
240 |
0 |
| 5 |
Herman the hypochondriac began sobbing before a doctor...
- Herman the hypochondriac began sobbing before a doctor."I'm sure I've got a liver disease, and I'm g...Read the whole joke |
Medicine |
276 |
0 |
| 6 |
Where are the fingers?
- Jon's working at the lumberyard, pushing a tree through the buzz saw, and accidentally shears off al...Read the whole joke |
Medicine |
403 |
0 |
| 7 |
It is worth trying
- A very well-built young lady was lying on her psychiatrist's couch, telling him how frustrated she w...Read the whole joke |
Medicine |
242 |
0 |
| 8 |
Why do doctors slap babies when they are born?
- Why do doctors slap babies when they are born? To knock the penises off the smart ones....Read the whole joke |
Medicine |
205 |
0 |
| 9 |
Good news
- Hiram answers the telephone, and it's an emergency room doctor.The doctor says, "Your wife was in a ...Read the whole joke |
Medicine |
284 |
0 |
| 10 |
A man went to the doctor to get a physical...
- A man went to the doctor to get a physical, afterthe doctor examined him, he told the man he hadsome...Read the whole joke |
Medicine |
1910 |
0 |
| 11 |
Just in case
- "Mr. Chilton," the analyst said, "I think this will be your last visit.""Does that mean I'm cured?" ...Read the whole joke |
Medicine |
616 |
0 |
| 12 |
No symptoms
- Doctor, the embarrassed man said, "I have a sexual problem. I can't get it up for my wife anymore."M...Read the whole joke |
Medicine |
564 |
0 |
| 13 |
No problem
- A guy walks into his doctor and says,"Doc, you gotta help me, I can't remember anything!"The doc ask...Read the whole joke |
Medicine |
304 |
0 |
| 14 |
Mr. Horntoot admitted to his wife that he was feeling...
- Mr. Horntoot admitted to his wife that he was feeling muchbetter since his operation, but couldn't a...Read the whole joke |
Medicine |
221 |
0 |
| 15 |
A psychology student at a local university...
- A psychology student at a local university was sent on a fieldassignment to evaluate three patients ...Read the whole joke |
Medicine |
239 |
0 |
| 16 |
A folk remedy
- A man's wife had been in a coma for several days following a particularly nasty knock on the head....Read the whole joke |
Medicine |
2583 |
0 |
| 17 |
A beautiful, voluptuous woman goes to a gynecologist...
- A beautiful, voluptuous woman goes to a gynecologist. The doctor takes one look at this woman and ...Read the whole joke |
Medicine |
2689 |
0 |
| 18 |
A young woman visited her doctor complaining of a bed wetting problem...
- A young woman visited her doctor complaining of a bed wetting problem. The doctor asked her the us...Read the whole joke |
Medicine |
250 |
0 |
| 19 |
A construction worker goes to the doctor and says...
- A construction worker goes to the doctor and says, "Doc, I'm constipated."The doctor examines him fo...Read the whole joke |
Medicine |
2244 |
2.5 |
| 20 |
The 70-year-old man sat down in the orthopedic...
- The 70-year-old man sat down in the orthopedic surgeon's office. "You know, Doc," he said, "I've mad...Read the whole joke |
Medicine |
254 |
0 |
| 21 |
After years with a psychiatrist, a man who thought...
- After years with a psychiatrist, a man who thought he was a dog was declared cured. A friend asked ...Read the whole joke |
Medicine |
251 |
0 |
| 22 |
Serious desease
- A distraught patient phoned her doctor's office. Was ittrue, the woman wanted to know, that the med...Read the whole joke |
Medicine |
248 |
0 |
| 23 |
Sobel goes into the optometrist's office...
- Sobel goes into the optometrist's office.He opens the door and says to the receptionist, "I think I ...Read the whole joke |
Medicine |
266 |
0 |
| 24 |
Name something a duck can do, that a doctor won't...
- Name something a duck can do, that a doctor won't.Stick his bill up his ass....Read the whole joke |
Medicine |
589 |
0 |
| 25 |
A very homely young woman made an appointment with a psychiatrist...
- A very homely young woman made an appointment with a psychiatrist.She walked into his office and sai...Read the whole joke |
Medicine |
243 |
0 |
