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Title |
Category |
Hits |
Rating |
1 |
Waking Grumpy - Marriage counselor to female client: Maybe your problem is that you've been waking up grumpy every m...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
681 |
0 |
2 |
Love Old and Feeble - Husband: Darling, will you love me when I'm old and feeble?Spouse: You bet I do....Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
175 |
0 |
3 |
She Fetches All - Gena is such a good wife. Why, just let her husband get home late at night and as soon as he enters ...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
161 |
0 |
4 |
Better Than Drunk - Outraged wife: Couldn't you think of anything better than coming home drunk like this?Husband: Yes, ...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
191 |
0 |
5 |
New Insurance Policy - After their house burned down, Mary Ann, his wife, called the insurance company.Mary Ann tells the i...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
173 |
0 |
6 |
Husband\'s Average Income? - Income tax examiner: What's your husband's average income?Wife: Oh, about midnight....Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
232 |
0 |
7 |
Who Needs A Husband? - Who needs a man!...My dog growls at me every morning, my parrot swears all afternoon, my fireplace s...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
204 |
0 |
8 |
Leaving - After an argument with his wife, a man stalked out of the house. He returned a few hours later to fi...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
172 |
0 |
9 |
Much Improved - A husband was worried about the decline in the quality of his marriage so he discreetly went to a ma...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
176 |
0 |
10 |
Why I Brought Her Home - A woman comes home from shopping and finds her husband in bed with another woman. The man jumps up a...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
166 |
0 |
11 |
What Would You Do? - "Come on, Steve," one guy said to another at the gym, "your wife is not as bad as you say. What woul...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
177 |
0 |
12 |
Who Was It? - The man came home to find evidence that his wife had been unfaithful. "Was it my friend Steve?" he y...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
139 |
0 |
13 |
Improving - Sam arrived home from work early one afternoon only to surprise his wife busily engaged with a midge...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
179 |
0 |
14 |
Retirement - Retirement means twice as much husband for half as much money....Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
180 |
0 |
15 |
Why Worry? - The next door neighbor of a middle-aged wife came over to inform her that her retired husband was ch...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
157 |
0 |
16 |
Sliding Husband - A man and a beautiful woman were having dinner in a fine restaurant. Their waitress, taking another ...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
158 |
0 |
17 |
We Don\'t Argue - Jim and I have been married for two years now and we have not yet had our first husband-wife argumen...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
308 |
0 |
18 |
Who Suffered? - Watching her mother as she tried on her new mink coat, the daughter protested, "Mom, do you realize ...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
152 |
0 |
19 |
No Arguments - Six months into a marriage, a man was asked by his best friend how everything was going. He replied,...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
173 |
0 |
20 |
He\' Boss - If you constantly hear a married man brag about how he runs everything around the house, you can be ...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
319 |
0 |
21 |
Wrong Shirt - A clerk was showing a lady a very nice dress shirt and tie."Now this," the clerk said, "is absolutel...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
149 |
0 |
22 |
Now That You Mention It - "I'd like to buy some gloves for my wife," the young man said, eyeing the attractive salesgirl, "but...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
144 |
0 |
23 |
Fill These Pants - Tom and Jeni are having one of their occasional disputes of opinion. Tom took off his pants and thre...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
185 |
0 |
24 |
Fun Tonight? - Husband: Let's go out and have some fun tonight.Wife: Okay, but if you get home before I do, leave t...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
112 |
0 |
25 |
He\'s Light Of Her Life - A good husband is the light of his wife's life. But some wives are getting fed up with seeing their ...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
308 |
0 |