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Title |
Category |
Hits |
Rating |
1 |
Inflatable high heels - I once met a dutch girl with inflatable shoes last week, phoned her up to arrange a date butunfortun...Read the whole joke |
Comedian Jokes |
278 |
0 |
2 |
Drown my troubles - I've often wanted to drown my troubles, but i can't get my wife to go swimming!...Read the whole joke |
Comedian Jokes |
1229 |
2.5 |
3 |
Pray for a bike - When i was a kid i used to pray for a new bike. But then I realised that the lord doesn't work that ...Read the whole joke |
Comedian Jokes |
343 |
0 |
4 |
Marmite Competition - I was in a good mood last week. I entered a competition and won a years supply of marmite.....one ja...Read the whole joke |
Comedian Jokes |
669 |
0 |
5 |
imigration test - You know how they use to give immigrants a test when they came to America? Well the last question on...Read the whole joke |
Computer Jokes |
297 |
0 |
6 |
Computer Dictionary Part I - BIT - A word used to describe computers, as in "Our daughter's computer cost quite a bit."BOOT - Wha...Read the whole joke |
Computer Jokes |
326 |
0 |
7 |
Bill Clinton, Bill Gates, and Al Gore crash - Bill Clinton, Bill Gates, and Al Gore were in an airplane that crashed. Now they're in heaven, and G...Read the whole joke |
Computer Jokes |
311 |
0.5 |
8 |
Tech Glossary - 486: The average IQ needed to understand a PC.State-of-the-art: Any computer you can't afford. Obsol...Read the whole joke |
Computer Jokes |
692 |
0 |
9 |
If Only Life Could Be Like A Computer - If you messed up your life, you could press "Ctrl, Alt, Delete" and start all over!To get your daily...Read the whole joke |
Computer Jokes |
345 |
0 |
10 |
Addicted To Computers - Ten ways to know that you're addicted to your computer:- 10) When you begin to laugh you yell, LOL. ...Read the whole joke |
Computer Jokes |
3650 |
1.5625 |
11 |
Colombian computer joke - Why did a group of Columbians run away from a computer lab.Because the computer said you have perfor...Read the whole joke |
Computer Jokes |
351 |
0 |
12 |
Now thats lazy! - My son is so lazy he hates emptying the trash in the recycle bin on his computer....Read the whole joke |
Computer Jokes |
324 |
0 |
13 |
Program Manager - A lead hardware engineer, a lead software engineer, and their program manager are taking a walk outd...Read the whole joke |
Computer Jokes |
433 |
0 |
14 |
Things You Don't Want Your System Admin To Say - Things You Don't Want Your Sysadmin To Say1. Uh-oh...2. Oh S***!3. What the heck?!?4. Go get your ba...Read the whole joke |
Computer Jokes |
337 |
0 |
15 |
Computer Crashed - My computer crashed and died today And I thought, "oh well what the hey" Now I'd have time to clean ...Read the whole joke |
Computer Jokes |
330 |
0 |
16 |
Microsoft ad space - Microsoft announced that it is selling advertising space in the error messages that appear in Window...Read the whole joke |
Computer Jokes |
300 |
0 |
17 |
Internet Test - Have you been spending more and more time using the Internet? Have your cheeks taken on that pasty w...Read the whole joke |
Computer Jokes |
404 |
0 |
18 |
If Operating Systems Were Beers - DOS Beer: Requires you to use your own can opener, and requires you to read the directions carefully...Read the whole joke |
Computer Jokes |
372 |
0 |
19 |
TOP TEN NEW INTEL SLOGANS FOR THE PENTIUM - TOP TEN NEW INTEL SLOGANS FOR THE PENTIUM 9.9999973251 It's a FLAW, Dammit, not a Bug8.9999163362 It...Read the whole joke |
Computer Jokes |
372 |
0 |
20 |
50 WAYS TO CONFUSE, WORRY, OR JUST SCARE THE PEOPLE IN THE COMPUTER LAB - 1. Log on, wait a sec, then get a frightened look on your face and scream "Oh my God! They've found ...Read the whole joke |
Computer Jokes |
147 |
0 |
21 |
Parrrot boy & daddy - There was this punk who got on a bus. He sat next to an old man who started staring at him, because ...Read the whole joke |
Dirty Jokes |
338 |
0 |
22 |
The old mans bird - Theres an old man laying on the beach nakedand a little girl was pasing buy she stops and stairs at ...Read the whole joke |
Dirty Jokes |
321 |
0 |
23 |
Dirty minds - Q) What does a vibrator and soybeans have in common?A)They are both meat substitutes!!!!...Read the whole joke |
Dirty Jokes |
316 |
0 |
24 |
Blonde & KFC (Kentucy Fried Chicken) - What do a Blonde and KFC have in common?After your done with the breast and the thigh all you have l...Read the whole joke |
Dirty Jokes |
359 |
0 |
25 |
Reload. - A guy finally gets a date with an easy blonde. To prepare for the date he sunbathes in the nude on h...Read the whole joke |
Dirty Jokes |
412 |
0 |