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Title |
Category |
Hits |
Rating |
1 |
First Child - A man speaks frantically into the phone, "My wife is pregnant, and her contractions are only two min...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
154 |
0 |
2 |
I Wanna Be A Commie - A man goes to the doctor for a checkup. After the checkup, the doctor tells the man he has bad news....Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
336 |
0 |
3 |
Why Canadian Hospitals Are Cheaper - The Vancouver [British Columbia] Sun, Thursday, 18 March 1993, page A13 lead headline "United States...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
190 |
0 |
4 |
What\'s the Difference - How do you tell the difference between male chromosomes and female chromosomes?Pull down their genes...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
306 |
0 |
5 |
Cut by a Razor - Did you hear about the nurse who swallowed a razor blade?She gave herself a tonsilectomy, an appende...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
187 |
0 |
6 |
Having Affairs - Did you hear about the doctor who had his license taken away because he was having affairs with his ...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
140 |
0 |
7 |
Taste It - A Jewish boy was walking with his girlfriend on the grounds of his father's house. His father was a ...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
361 |
0 |
8 |
Overpopulation - Two country doctors out in the hills of West Virginia were discussing the population explosion in th...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
158 |
0 |
9 |
Quack, Quack - There was this city doctor who started a practice in the countryside. He once had to go to a farm to...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
355 |
0 |
10 |
Low Sex Drive - An extremely old man visits his doctor and tells him, "I need my sex drive lowered."The doctor, incr...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
222 |
0 |
11 |
Let Me See - A 90-year old man announces his intention to marry a woman of30.He is persuaded to have a medical ex...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
168 |
0 |
12 |
Plumbing - A pipe burst in a doctor's house. He called a plumber. The plumber arrived, unpacked his tools, did ...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
213 |
0 |
13 |
Crackers? - Patient: Doctor, you've got to help me. Every night I get the uncontrollable urge to go downstairs a...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
231 |
0 |
14 |
Sight of Money - I was sorry to hear that a friend of mine dropped out of med school. He really wanted to be a doctor...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
181 |
0 |
15 |
Leave a Specimen - This 82-year-old man married a 22-year-old woman and they decided that they wanted to have kids. So ...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
3223 |
0 |
16 |
Get A Boarder - There was this eighty-year-old man who was seeing the doctor for a checkup. The doctor asked why he ...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
210 |
0 |
17 |
Your Name Is Missing - A man is having problems with his dick which certainly had seen better times...He consults a doctor ...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
161 |
0 |
18 |
Lawyer Source - An anxious woman goes to her doctor."Doctor," she asks nervously, "can you get pregnant from anal in...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
171 |
0 |
19 |
Elderly Blonde - Shortly after the 911 emergency number became available, an elderly and quite ill blonde appeared in...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
374 |
0 |
20 |
Too much Coffee - You know you're drinking too much coffee when...You answer the door before people knock. Juan Valdez...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
173 |
0 |
21 |
Sleep Well? - Tom had this problem of getting up late in the morning and was always late for work. His boss was ma...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
132 |
0 |
22 |
Money On the Side - What happened to a Brighton Beach prostitute who had an appendectomy performed by a Soviet emigre su...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
150 |
0 |
23 |
Successful Operation - One Polish surgeon asks another: "How did the operation go?""The operation was a success, but the pa...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
199 |
0 |
24 |
Paid By Medicaid - A Soviet emigre boy and girl come to a doctor's office and say: "Doctor, we would like to know if we...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
347 |
0 |
25 |
Nurses Revenge - Four nurses all decided to play a joke on the doctor they worked for, whom they all felt was an arro...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
214 |
0 |